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Monday, 23 April 2007
03:05:53 AM (GMT)
I wish i was a bar of soap
Floating in the tub
Image all the thing you would see
And all thing you'd get to rub

Wats the oppisite of close-far
wats the oppisite of queen-king
and wats the oppisite of heaven-hell
now say the oppisites  fast 
far-king-hell

There were 2 blondes sitting on a bench in sydney
when the 1st ask the 2nd wat would take longer
getttin to the moon or melbounre?
then the 2nd answers HELLO! can you see melbounre

now there it end cuz i can't be bothered thinking anymore!

lets sing the joke national athem 
WAL SING MATILDA 
WAL SING MATILDA
WHO BLOODY KILLED HER
LAYING IN THE GRASS
WITH A DAGGER UP HER ASS
THE BIRDS & THE BEES & THOSE BLOODY ABARIGANIE
YOU COME A WAL SING MATILDA WITH ME!!!

thank you thank you very much i'll be around all week

Comments 
I_Need_You says:   23 April 2007   854133  
yay! first to comment. lol nice.
‹shii-chan♥› says:   23 April 2007   977334  
second to comment!! *falls flat on face* I LIKE THE JOKE NATIONAL
ANTHEM!! lol
 
rubytuesday says :   23 April 2007   725225  
Sorry. I think that the Waltzing Matilda song is a little offensive
but otherwise it's pretty funny.

 
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