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I wonder WHY????Category: Weird
Sunday, 15 April 2007
04:52:10 PM (GMT)
A few things to think about while you are relaxing... 

 

Can you cry under water? 

 

 

 


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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered? 

 

 

 


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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 

 

 


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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for
eternity? 

 

 


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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

 

 


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What disease did cured ham actually have? 

 

 


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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea
to put wheels on luggage? 

 

 


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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two
hours? 

 

 


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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

 

 


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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

 

 


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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground? 

 

 


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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked
anyway. 

 

 


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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

 

 


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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which
no decent human being would eat? 

 

 


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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? 

 

 


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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 

 

 


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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he
fix a hole in a boat? 

 

 


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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

 


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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy
dinner? 

 

 


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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

  


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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

 

 


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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

 

 


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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when
you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? 

 


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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? 

 

 

"Smile, It will improve your face value" 

 

 

 

You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle...Admit it

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Pea_pod_bunny says:   15 April 2007   131697  
Yep, I hummed it...I always do that.
skinny says:   15 April 2007   947697  
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EmO_sKaTeR_cHiCk says:   15 April 2007   654732  
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PinkChicken says:   15 April 2007   493811  
I like the Jimmy cracks corn one!
clouds12 says:   15 April 2007   299292  
haha there all funny :P

could i put that on my profile ? like the whole diary entry??

i'd give you credit XD  if you don't want me to send me a letter
telling me not to 
xo_rebecca_xo says:   16 April 2007   211273  
hehehe thats really good......did u make those questions up?   oh
.......and I did sing  twinkle, twinkle and the Alpha.    lol
hershey105 says:   16 April 2007   467819  
I did sing both of those songs. they have the same
tune.
Kikikay says:   16 April 2007   937874  
No i didnt make them up, i got them frm a email
CheerLeader19B says:   16 April 2007   435727  
lol!!!!
Kikikay says:   16 April 2007   544887  
thanks
‹AFIIQAA! Says heyy.› says :   17 April 2007   599287  
hey, nice one! lyk it.
 
 
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