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Sunday, 24 August 2014
03:55:36 AM (GMT)
You humans are obsessed with keeping animals. Specific animals it would seem
dependant on your gender!
This is very odd to me but whatever.

What seems most odd is the fact you constantly talk about it and dont actually do
Girls if you want a male chicken so badly then why not just go and get one.
But I should warn you cocks can be hard to handle. Not to mention waking you up at
the crack of dawn.

And guys just get a cat if you want one. But please grow up a little and stop asking
for pussy.
Oh well using 'your' terminology (afteral I dont know the age of my readers) when you
get your pussy remember to treat it gently, pussies are carnivores so remember you
must give it meat to keep it happy.

And I know there are guys out there that want a cock and girls who want a pussy and
some who want both and some that really dont mind.

Just remember to look after your pets. 
Animals are people too!!!

‹Lifeless Baby› says:   24 August 2014   270158  
Lol i got this shit. Haha
I cant type today motherfucker
But i got your back
Dont stop bein funny
Yeah sleep
‹Obsydian.› says :   24 August 2014   452190  
Hzhaha awweh well then i will take very good care of my pet then ^-^

But this sadly reminds me that my kitty has been gone for a week, the
neighbors stole her 

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