Wednesday, 23 April 2014
10:20:31 PM (GMT)
You throw something out and the next day realize you actually needed it.
Your hair looks nice for once then you go outside and the humidity murders it.
Your bedroom door accidentally slams shut and your family thinks your angry for some
You open your closet and find nothing to wear, despite the abundant amount of
clothing inside of it.
You open your refrigerator and find nothing to eat, despite the abundant amount of
food in it.
You try to act graceful in public and end up tripping over your own feet.
The one question your teacher asks you to answer in math class is the one you didn't
Liking a pair of shoes so much that you wear them everyday and people start to think
that you don't have any other pair of shoes.
Someone walks in on you while you're awkwardly dancing in your room.
The weather claims to have a 10% chance of precipitation and you go outside with no
worries only for that 10% to happen.
Shipping a couple no one else ships.
Autocorrect has made the people you text think that you're an absolute weirdo.
Putting lotion on and then realizing you have to open a door.
Being able to play a song on an instrument perfectly when no one is watching and then
forgetting how to play the whole thing when they look.
Getting grounded from your phone or electronic device and not knowing what to do with
your life anymore.
Your family wakes you up early on a weekend.
You have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and you're too tired to keep
your eyes open.
You open a bag of chips and realize that 60% of it is just air.
Your 'friends' start bragging about something fun they did over the weekend that they
never invited you to right in front of your face.
Wishing you could have a private concert with your favorite singer or band but
knowing it will never happen.
You're waiting in line and some random person cuts in front of you and claims that
they were in line before you.
Obsessing over a band or TV show for a long time, and your friend finally starts
getting into it too ages later and telling you how amazing it is.
Over time you accumulate so much junk in your drawers but when you go to clean it out
you don't want to let go of anything.
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rhyme) also tell me if I should do more or even start real rants.
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