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Read this it'll be funnyCategory: Life
Wednesday, 18 September 2013
11:49:24 PM (GMT)
How to pick up girls at goth clubs
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? ...with Lucifer and the rest of his angels?"


The only Laffy Taffy joke I've ever read that was funny:
What were Tarzan's last words?
"Who greased the vine?"


Oh and here's an even funnier story:
Last night I got in a fight with my mom
So she kicked me out of the house and locked all the doors
I went into the forest and cried in the dark 
It was so dark and it took a long time for my eyes to adjust
And I was lying on damp pine needles and dirt and stuff 
And only wearing a shirt and jeans, no coat
So I was cold
But I didn't really care about that 
I just wanted to sleep
So I tried to
But I kept waking up
Then I went up the hill and looked at the moon
I scared some horses who probably thought I was a predator 
I sat down and listened for a while
All I could hear were night-sounds, like bugs and birds
I felt alone but still unable to feel anything completely 
I had my bag with me because I never go anywhere without it
So I had blades with me,
And I remember thinking my skin looked so white against everything else
That was black,
And I cut my arm about thirty times 
Which was made worse by the fact that 
The blood attracted mosquitoes 
Which bit me in every possible place they could
I went back to the house but it was still locked
No one was awake to let me in 
So I checked the car and it was unlocked 
So I slept in the car for the rest of the night 
I couldn't believe how comfortable the back seat 
was compared to the ground
Then at school I was so tired
I'm still so tired
My head hurts soooo bad
///sigh

Comments 
some_guy whispers:   18 September 2013   770371  
dayum
 
‹*Misguided Ghost*› says:   19 September 2013   235518  
true story though
except in my version, my parents got in a fist fight so i left
the rest remains to be seen oops
 
buttercup21 says :   19 September 2013   496285  
It only makes us stronger...the pain!

 
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