Shit Americans have been saying to me since I got down here.
(Americans sure are funny)
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Shit Americans have been saying to me since I got down here.
(Americans sure are funny)
Category: Humor
Saturday, 4 August 2012
06:59:23 AM (GMT)
Questions
1.Hey do you have a licence to be here?
2.You want a taste of this big dick right here?(shall be explained in another diary
3.How do you say hello in Chinese?
4.Can I get your number?
5.You wanna hit dis?
6.How are you today?
7.Who the hell are you?
8.Where you stayin' at?
9.What the hell kinda food is that?(I shall explain this in another diary entry)
10.Ain't you from China?
11.What language do you speak?
12.Where the hell did you come from?(will be explained in another diary entry)
13.Who the hell is he?(will be explained in another diary entry)
14. Imma take you back to China. What song you want me to put on?
and many more.....

Statements
1.Mommy it's a Chinese lady.(explaination will be in another diary)
2.Chang chang a lang lang( from a drunk man)
3.You sure is skinny to be a Chinese.
4.You is so adorable.
5.Y'all Chinese people is good spies(will be explained in another diary entry)
6.Tell them hater to fuck off.(will be explained in another diary entry)
7.Oh god they finna do another pearl harbor.
8.Damn girl you can play some basketball.(will be explained in another diary entry)
9.Look at them legs(will be explained in another diary entry)
10.You need to go back to where you came from(will be explained in another diary
entry)


Oh Mah Gawd. I ish having so much fun with these Americans. They are hilarious. I
think Imma stay for two months now.
Last edited: 4 August 2012

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