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Council, Did You Know?Category: Mass Effect ♥
Monday, 10 October 2011
04:49:55 AM (GMT)
This is a "Mass Effect" parody of the Christmas song, "Mary, Did You
Know?", as written by me.

Council, did you know that Shepard
Would be a badass fighter?
Council, did you know that Shepard
Would one day be a Spectre?
Did you know that Commander Shepard
would see visions from a reaper?
The human you believed in
Would soon lose faith in you

Council, did you know that Shepard
Would one day take down Saren?
Council, did you know that Shepard
Would take down several thresher maw?
Did you know that Commander Shepard
Would learn the truth about Sovereign?
The Spectre humanity believed in
Would save the world from death

Oh, Council, did you know?

The hanar will preach
The krogan will breed
The vorcha will scrap for food

The asari will embrace
The humans will sing
Of the wonders of the first human Spectre!

Council, did you know that Shepard
Would be killed by the collectors?
Council, did you know that Shepard
Would be brought back to life two years later?
Did you know that Commander Shepard
Will team up with the Illusive Man?
The human you now name Spectre
Will soon save you all!

Oh, Council, did you know?

Last edited: 10 October 2011


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