Tuesday, 20 September 2011
07:52:56 PM (GMT)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
maybe sixteen, seventeen, eighteen
fuckin golden years, i think
Which is worse, failing or never trying?
nn, i think both are just as bad
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many
things we don’t do?
i hate when people say 'life is short'
no it fucking isn't, it's the longest thing you'll ever do
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
i'd turn the clock back in a second, son
i want to go back thirty years and stay there
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you
i'd evolve everyday and change shape and i'd fly
i'd follow everyone for a while and then go my own way and i'd be horribly rich
Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are
i'm doing my best
If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life
i can't say because i'd be different, my parents would be dead by now and i'd feel
To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
awfully and expertly
Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
doing things right of course!
You're having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start
criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism
is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?
disagree, loudly and probably aggressively
but not without reason, i'm sure
also, this is ridiculous and improbably
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it
i don't deal in advice, my medium is cynicism
Would you break the law to save a loved one?
i'm disgusted that you'd even ask
Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
i oscillate like the fucking tide, love
but i try not to look in mirrors
What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
i'm a tape recorder
i'll remember every word you say, your accent, your laugh, the date and time at which
you said it
but i won't remember what shape your lips were
How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?
because i'm just a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe
If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in,
where would you move and why?
oh, maybe holland! or greece!
or maybe even scotland
Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes
the elevator faster?
i take the stairs
Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
a worried genius sounds more comfortable
Why are you, you?
i'm here and now and i want to be there and then
Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
i should hope so
but i think of everything and i'm scared
What are you most grateful for?
that you don't listen to a word i say
Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new
i could never choose
between dissatisfaction and longing
Has your greatest fear ever come true?
my greatest fear is my greatest fear!
get away from me!
Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it
really matter now?
why does anything even matter to anyone
Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
because people don't support love
Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
i don't have a job! but if my job is everything i am and everything i'm doing
then not entirely but surely somewhat
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become
extremely attractive or famous?
no no! you have to climb the ladder son!
What is the difference between being alive and truly living?
the difference between breathing and holding your breath, sweet!