Monday, 25 July 2011
10:43:07 PM (GMT)
Kathy: Have you ever had a guy hit on you and call his penis a pee-pee?
Me: Fff, what? WHAT?
Kathy: Like, have him say something like: Hey, you wanna hold my pee-pee?
Kathy: I actually had that happen to me. This guy said: Hey, I'm going to bathroom,
you wanna hold my pee-pee for me? And after he said that I laughed my ass off and
didn't stop laughing till two minutes then said: "Did you seriously just call your
penis a pee-pee?"
(Insert freakout over missing a show she was looking forward to watching for about a
week here. xD)
Kathy: You know what I noticed about my wall?
Kathy: It looks like cottage cheese
Kathy: It does! It's all lumpy and white...
Me: Yes, yes I will run amongst them with a bag over my head whilst holding a staff.
Kathy: I hereby pronounce you as the queen of weird land
Me: Bahaha! Yes, now I am all powerful!
Kathy: Wait, what?
Me: I'm queen of weird land AND ruler of the planet of MAFER
Kathy: ..... What is that?
Me: You know, Jennmafer ruler of the planet MAFER
Kathy: That's a weird name for a planet
Me: Not really, it's named that because everyone has to inset a MA in everyword. So
it's like Ima maghost! Feemaear maee!
Kathy: You're such a freak...