Wednesday, 20 October 2010
11:42:44 PM (GMT)
"In 3rd grade,
I cheated on my history exam.
In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's
toupee and glued it on my face when I played Moses
in my Hebrew school play.
In 5th grade, I knocked my sister
down the stairs, and I blamed our dog."
 I know how to make a pot of coffee
 I do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I think politics are exciting
 My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends
[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[X] I've watched talk shows
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
 I drink coffee at least once a week
[x] I know how to do the dishes.
 I can count to 10 in Chinese.
[X] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
 I study when I have to.
[X] I pay attention at school/college
[x] I remembered to feed my pets.
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[X] I clean up my own mess.
 The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffiene.
[X] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I can type fast
[X] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[X] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age
of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
Now add up all your totals and that is your mental age.
That's my mental age.
Nine years older than I really am.
I knew it.