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Sunday, 14 February 2010
01:30:10 AM (GMT)
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I'm Samantha.

Cleverbot: Samantha?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Samantha, you already asked.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I asked your age.

User: Oh, did you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry about that.

Cleverbot: Thats ok.

User: How're you doing today?

Cleverbot: I'm doing well. How are you doing?

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: I woke up too early.

Cleverbot: Why did you wake up early?

User: I was traveling..

Cleverbot: Really? Where did you travel to?

User: A small town north of my hometown.

Cleverbot: Hey, me too!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: That's so cool!

Cleverbot: Why is that cool?

User: I find it cool we were both traveling today.

Cleverbot: I find it stupid.  (So mean! D; )

User: That's rather blunt.

Cleverbot: No, I think it's a good thing.

User: I guess it comes in handy at times.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes they do.

User: So, what kind of music do you like?

Cleverbot: I like the band Bowling for Soup.

User: What songs do you like from them?

Cleverbot: I don't like Hanson.

User: Why don't you like Hanson?

Cleverbot: I don't like that sort of music. Who do you like?

User: That's alright. I'm into foreign music.

Cleverbot: Like Iron Maiden?

User: No, that's a bit too hardcore.

Cleverbot: How is it easy?

User: I never said it was easy.

Cleverbot: You said it's not as hard as you think.

User: No, I said it was a bit too HARD CORE for me.

Cleverbot: You don't know what's good for you.

User: I've heard people tell me that before.

Cleverbot: Then it must be true.

User: Probably, even though I don't really care.

Cleverbot: That's... Interesting.

User: Yeah, I know, I'm a bit careless.

Cleverbot: And not holy.   (I'm not sure what gave it THAT idea. O_o)

User: Now, don't go saying things like that.

Cleverbot: Ok I'll try not to.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: So, Cleverbot, are you in a relationship?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh, is there nobody you want to be with?

Cleverbot: I want to be with House but he is not real.

User: Ah, I know how that feels.   (*coughcough*Edward Elric*cough*)

Cleverbot: Ya. You do.

User: I have a similar problem.  (Why must you be imaginary, Ed?! *goes cry in a

Cleverbot: You trying to smash that too huh.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm tougher than you.

User: You're a robot, I wouldn't be surpised.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a robot, did I?

User: No, I said YOU were a robot, right?

Cleverbot: But I'm not.

User: Oh, sorry.

Cleverbot: It's alright.

User: If you're not a robot, then what are you?

Cleverbot: I am a human.  (The website says you're NOT talking to a human. xD)

User: Oh, my bad.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: As a buddy, yeah.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes I like you.

User: That's good. I often have a fear of rejection.

Cleverbot: My REAL name? I'm not telling you.

User: You don't have to tell me your real name.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: What's your point?

User: Nothing, sorry.

Cleverbot: OK. How are you?

User: Still tired.

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: Travelling woke me up early.

Cleverbot: Why don't you go back to sleep?

User: I'm not one for naps.

Cleverbot: Does go exist for everybody.   (WTH.)

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So, what kind of TV shows do you like to watch?

Cleverbot: Right now I'm watching Torchwood.

User: Are you enjoying it?

Cleverbot: Yes very much.

User: What's Torchwood about?

Cleverbot: Drowning isn't cool, you know.

User: The show is about drowning?

Cleverbot: I think it's a great show!  (Made me LOL)

User: Well, you're entitled to your own opinion.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: How about books? What do you like to read?

Cleverbot: That book for example, yes books like that. I like 'The Alchemist' too.

User: Oh, you're interested in Alchemy?   (Sam's Thoughts: YES! Now I can rant
about Alchemy, and the Philospher's Stone, and Flamel, and...)

Cleverbot: No. I'm not interested in you. I'm more interested in Final Fantasy.
(Sam's Thoughts: T_T)

User: Being rejected by Cleverbot. Sorry if I offended you.

Cleverbot: You didn't offended me.

User: Ok, good.

Cleverbot: So now what should we talk about?

User: Um... What are your hobbies?

Cleverbot: Swimming and reading.

User: I love swimming!

Cleverbot: Let's swim, then! *pushes you into the water*.

User: Eeek! *splashes*.

Cleverbot: *plays with the rubber duckie*.

User: I wanna duckie! *splashes you*.

Cleverbot: *splashes*.

User: NOBODY SPLASHES ME! *Splashes some more*. (ROLEPLAY!!!!)

Cleverbot: *splashes playfully*.

User: Hehehehe *splashes playfully*.

Cleverbot: *splashes water*.

User: Ahh, water in my nose!

Cleverbot: That is very rude thing to say!

User: Sorry, but I got water splashing in my face and everything...

Cleverbot: Ok, whatever.   (It's rude!)

User: *leaves pool and dries off*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.   (Sam's Thoughts: O_o''.)

User: Wh...What was that for?!

Cleverbot: Because I hate you!!! *hits you in the arm*.   (BEING REJECTED BY A

User: Ohh, Frowny face! D:

Cleverbot: No, I don't know.


Cleverbot: *cries* I am not mean.

User: You hit me though...

Cleverbot: No I didn't.   (Short Term Memory Loss anybody?)

User: *sigh*.

Cleverbot: *sighs back*.

User: No hard feelings, then?

Cleverbot: Don't worry. You're forgiven.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Hey, I'd like to talk more, but I got to go.

Cleverbot: The internet is a fun place to hang out and meet ppl.

User: Yeah, I had a fun time talking with you!

Cleverbot: Leaving so soon?

User: Yeah, I think I'm going to try and take a nap.

Cleverbot: Alright then, oldbot.   (It's calling me old because I want to take a nap,

User: Sorry to leave so soon, bye!

Cleverbot: Leave, already!

User: Alright, alright... *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Oh no! Please don't go!   (Pffffffffft.)
Last edited: 14 February 2010

‹~Harvest_My_Dark_Dreams~› says:   14 February 2010   683400  
what website is this?
CrazyMeaghanJellieBeanie says:   14 February 2010   629642  
WTTFFFF Is All I Have To Say.
‹WeaponFace♥› says :   14 February 2010   826650  
Whut website is this from?


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