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Saturday, 13 February 2010
02:22:25 PM (GMT)
Congratulations! You're pregnant,you say? 
"WHO MA BABY DADDEH?" Because the only guy I've done is Maury. 

If there was a large spider in the room, what would you say? 
I'd eat it. 

Are you listening to music right now? 
How'd you know, you crazy psychic? 

do ur friends have the same taste in music? 
Barely any of them. Too busy with their Mr. Gaga crap. 

Have you kissed anyone in the past 10 days? 

Have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately? 
I've been hangrad. If you didn't know, that's happy, sad and angry put together. 

Do you ever crack your knuckles/ back/ ankles/ wrists/ etc? 
Sometimes, but then I get scared because it makes an unsettling noise. 

Do you think before you speak? 

What color shirt are you wearing? 
White. Avenged Sevenfold, bitch. 

Is anyone on your bad side? 
Yeah. I'm soon gonna shoot their face off. 

Can you sleep without blankets covering you? 
No, something might come and eat me. Blankets are my knight in shining armor. 

Do you have a tan? 
Hellz no. 

Have you ever slapped someone across the face? 
Yep, it's pretty amusing. 

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name starts with R, G, B or K? 

Do you miss your past? 
In ways. 

Name something you hate? 
I really hate it when my dinosaur runs away. 

What was the weather like today? 
It was sraining. If you didn't know, once again, it's slang. Only cool people use

Has anyone seen you in your underwear this past month? 
Yeah, I change in various places around the house, no matter whose around. 

What scares you more: snakes, spiders, or cockroaches? 
I think they're all delicious. 

Last person to give you advice? 
Karissa probably. 

Have you had sex with more than 25 partners? 
What the hell do you think I am, some kind of sick bastard? 

Are you doing anything this weekend? 
Nothing at all. 

Credit cards or cash? 
Credit cards are shiny...but cash has famous people on it. And you know how much I
love carrying around people. 

Who was your last text from? 
Not entirely sure. 

If you walk by a mirror, will you check yourself out in it? 
No, but I'll make a bunch of weird faces. 

Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? 
Today, but I spit them out. 

Are you hard to please? 

What would you do if a stranger came up to you and said you are the most attractive
person they have seen? 
I'd kick them in the face and run away. 

If you could visit one place in the world where would you go? 
I would definitely go to Australia, develop an Aussie accent, and come back to
Newfoundland and show off to everyone. 

Have you ever played truth or dare? 
Can't say I have. JKJKJKLOLOLOL. 

Where’s your cell phone? 
On the floor, where it's been all day. 

Do you regret anything? 
No, I'm perfect. I never make mistakes. 

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? 
A few minutes ago. 

Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy? 
Revenge is sexy. 

Would you rather go to a party or out of town? 
That's like asking me if I would rather have candy or die in a large pool of
hydroclouric acid. 

When was the last time you held someone’s hand? 
I don't know. Nobody holds my hand because I have AIDS. 

Who can you tell everything to? 
Morgan, because she lives 3092830 hours away, so she can't tell anyone. 

Can you play guitar hero? 
Medium, and that's it. 

Is any part of your body sore? 
No way, I'm invincible. 

Missing someone right now? 
Yeah, a few. 

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be? 
God? Is that you? 

When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed? 
I dunnooo. 

Do you like your phone? 
No, it's shit. 

Last alcoholic beverage?
A small amount of whiskey. 

Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex? 

Have any of your best friends ever back stabbed you? 
Yeah, I was just like "WTF? THAT'S A FRIGGIN' KITCHEN KNIFE." 

What’s the seventh text message in your inbox say? 
I'm sorry. My phone is like, 2 feet away, and I'm lying down, so screw you. 

When is your next road trip? 

Met anyone new in the past week? 
Yeah, a few pedophiles in chatrooms. LOL. 

What do your bestfriends call you? 
Ellis. :o 

Who was the last person to go to the movies with you? 
Haven't been to the movies in ages. 

Are you currently fighting with someone? 
Yeah, fist fight going down right now. 

Are you mad at someone right now? 

Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone? 
House phone. 8D I'm cool like dat, I'm cool like dat. 

Is there an empty place in your heart? 
Yeah, who wants to fill it! 

Do you count the days to anything? 
My birthday is next month, but I don't go around jumping for joy. 
Why? Because my birthday is going to be like any other day, where I sit on my fat
lazy ass, eat, and sleep. 

Are you looking forward to something as of right now? 
I'm looking forward to a television. It's right in front of me. 

What is the farthest you’ve traveled with a friend? 
St. John's. 

Last time you wore the opposite sex’s clothing? 
Years ago. I wore my cousin's jean shorts, and he told me I looked like a wrestler. 

Did you tell someone something today? 
No, not at all. I was silent the whole fucking day. 

Did your last kiss mean something to you? 

Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance? 
Punch? I'd throw her ass off of a building.

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