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Sunday, 18 October 2009
04:23:32 PM (GMT)
I have a facebook account. Don't judge me, my friend moved to Australia, and I
wanted to keep in touch with him.

One of my friends Ryan (I know multiple Ryans) posted the following as a status:

" This is a weird story: The top-selling Bible in North America is being revised for
the first time in 25 years to reflect changes in English usage. The language is
changing so they're revising the Bible. For instance, the Book of Genesis now
includes the line, "On the Seventh Day the Lord chillaxed."


lunasan says:   19 October 2009   148887  
..holy snorlax!
tiggerlemon101 says:   19 October 2009   377524  
Wait... I kind of can't tell if this is a joke or not...  Honest!

Anyway, Holy Books should not be revised because now the whole world
thinks that Jesus was unmarried and that God is man.  
‹<[SnuggleMonster]>./[<3]› says:   19 October 2009   216271  
He chillaxed?
That doesnt sound right for the bible.
Kirti says:   19 October 2009   289287  
Ahaha, I think he's serious!
‹ruthie .› says:   21 October 2009   558531  
lmao, thats hilarious. is it true? i think i can belive it could be.
Kirti says:   21 October 2009   649787  
I'm pretty sure it is 
Don't quite me though... (Qoute Ryan!)
blindwonder says:   24 October 2009   913543  
It sounds like a joke to me. Chillaxed? Seriously?
Kirti says :   24 October 2009   665639  
Ryan later said "Ya know, if they really print that, there are ganna
be som' veeeery annoyed conservatives...!" <-- the way Ryan talks.


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