Saturday, 8 August 2009
12:30:16 PM (GMT)
( This chain was sent to me by, Horseloverforever. Thanks! Enjoy. )
MY NAME IS VANESSA VILLA
I AM 15 YEARS OLD
WITH MASSIVE LICE
( Thats suppost to be scarey??? When I first read this I laughed. )
AND A TIGHT PURPLE SWEATER.
( What? Nothing else? What are you, a sex monster? God...You don't see that
everyday..-rolls eyes- )
I HAVE NO SKIN ON MY FACE AND
AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
I HAVE NO LEFT FOOT OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
(OH REALLY NOW? I would have never guessed. -sarcasem-)
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
(I waited waaaaay past 5 minutes to repost this. Nothing happened.)
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
( How? YOU HAVE NO LEFT FOOT YOU DUMB ASS. )
WITH A CAN OPENER AND I WILL KILL YOU
( ...A CAN OPENER? SERIOUSLY? YOUR SHITTING ME RIGHT? God. )
THIS IS NO JOKE
( Then why am I laughing, huh? )
SOMETHING GOOD WiLL HAPPEN TO U TONiGHT AT 11:47. SOMEONE WiLL CALL
U OR TALK TO U ON THE iNTERNET
( One, I'm always on the phone at 11:47 and I'm always talking on the internet
so it'd be no different if I reposted this or not. And even if I didn't talk to
someone on the phone that late or talk to people on the internet who said that
'someone' is someone I even wont to talk to? )
REPOST THiS WiTH THE TiTLE: EWWWWW!! IF YOU HAD SEX
(This was just plane retarted. I pitty the person that made this.)
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Last edited: 2 July 2010