Wednesday, 5 August 2009
11:12:14 PM (GMT)
Lisa: Harold! I'm scared! Are you sure we have to go with this?
Harold: Sure I'm sure! If the rumors are true, imagine our fame!
Lisa: I don't know...
Harold: We've already snuck into the house...
Lisa: Yeah, I'm sure Santa will sue us for copyright infringement...
Harold: Stop cracking up Lisa! We need to see if the rumors are true!
They walked into the deep dark kitchen...
Harold: Check the cabinets!
Harold: You didn't have to go through this you know.
Lisa: Well I was worried about you!
Harold: It must be in the fridge!
Lisa: Well I'm the one checking the cabinets. You can check the fridge.
Harold, after slightly opening the fridge door slightly, examined it with his flash
light and put a stick on the button that turns the light on.
Harold: We can do better without the fridge light.
Lisa: Nothing in the cabinets.
Harold: It must be in here then...
Harold looked into one of the drawers...
Harold: This is it! We've found it!
Harold: Yeah! We've found... THE PUBERTY KUMQUAT! It is rumored to make anyone young
or old go into puberty at will!
Lisa: Is that mustache growing by any chance?
Harold: I haven't tried it yet.
The lights turned on
Police: POLICE OFFICERS! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Harold: You'll never get me or my Puberty Kumquat alive!
Harold dashed out the window. Lisa decided not to run so she won't get charged with
Harold: The puberty kumquat is MINE! ALL MINE! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
The police were chasing after him with furious dogs. He was a goner as long as they
have his scent
Harold: Now I will put it to the test!
Harold held the puberty kumquat up high, and his hairless face began to grow hair.
The muscles on his arms grew bigger and bigger as he ran. His voice began to deepen.
Harold: IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE!
The police heard him, but they couldn't see him.
Harold: IT'S TRUE! HAHAHAHAAA!!!
Harold and the Puberty Kumquat fell into the freezing cold evening water. The tide
pulled him into the river. His body, having matured in under 30 seconds, couldn't
withstand the freezing temperature, and his game was over.
Next morning it was heard on the news that a boy named Harold, who was to be charged
with breaking and entering, theft, and resisting arrest, drowned in a river. His body
vanished, and they couldn't find it.
Beware when you find the Puberty Kumquat. For it comes with a curse. Something
horrible will come in exchange if you use the Puberty Kumquat. BEWARE! DO NOT USE THE
PUBERTY KUMQUAT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!
A tale of woe by Agent777174.