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PLAN TO RE-KILL JESUS. Don't read if you're a big fan of him KTHX.Category: (general)
Tuesday, 28 July 2009
11:39:59 PM (GMT)
Our plan is to first of all, take the nails out of his palms and stick them in his
Then we're going to take his eyes out and boil them in unholy water. 
Then we're going to chop off his beard and send it to the cancer association. 
And then we're going to take his crown of thorns and tighten it around his dick and
pull on it. 
Then, we're going to drown his descendants in salty acidic water and surround them
with cats that have worms. We're going to let the cats that have worms shit on their
Then we're going to go back and get Jesus' corpse and strip him off and take his
white robe thing and use it as an oil rag. 
Then we're going to take off his sandals and shove them up his ass. 
AND FINALLY we're going to bake shitcakes on his corpse and make him eat it. <3 
Oh and then we're going to fuck his corpse over and over and over again until we
revive him and once he's revived we're going to kill him all over again. :]

As you can tell,I believe in Jesus as much as I believe in myself. xD ROFL. Not a

‹Psycho_Emo_Vampire› says:   9 August 2009   112858  
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   9 August 2009   134892  
(: Yes. If you would like to join us on your journey, hit me up. xD
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   9 August 2009   948414  
our *
Gosh, I hate typos.
‹Azathoth, The Blind Idiot God› says:   12 September 2009   782181  
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   12 September 2009   871132  
That mothafucka's goin' downnn.
StickThatInYourJuiceBoxAndSuckIt shouts:   13 September 2009   659349  
SexFlavouredPancakes says :   13 September 2009   129984  

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