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I. AM. GOING. TO. SHOOT. HIM.Category: Life
Sunday, 28 June 2009
06:45:21 AM (GMT)
So I'm having this nice dream. I was eating candy and cake in Lala Land, and having
tea parties with anime characters, and casting spells, and flying.

Then I realize that for some reason, it's getting harder to breathe. The next thing I
know, I'm being pulled out from Lala Land and I'm in the waking world. My first
thought.

Why is my pillow breathing?

Second thought.

Just what is that smell?!

Third thought is the charm.

....Why the hell is there a hand on my waist.

My eyes proceed to fly open and I realize that someone, someone is in my bed. I roll
out from under their - heavy- embrace, and clap my hands over my mouth to stop myself
from screaming. I sit up straight, pressed against the wall.

WHY THE HELL IS MY COUSIN IN MY FREAKING BED?!

Okay, so I breathe out slowly, close my eyes and wonder if this is an illusion from
my sleep-induced mind. I open my eyes and he's still there. 

So some of you moronic people might be thinking, OMG, that is like, soooo
romantic, it's like, the start of a taboo love story! 
Cough. It is not romantic. Not romantic at all.

For one thing, he's older by, oh lets see, TEN YEARS! He's twenty something years
old, mkay?

Second thing, he smells, and it is NOT roses. My cousin is a smoker. So is a lot of
people in Korea. In fact, it's the first time I've seen so many smokers. There didn't
seem to be much smokers in quiet Kansas. He also must have been drinking or
something, because the smoky stench is mixed in with alcolhol. 

Although he is considered attractive, he is my flesh and blood so therefore, I do not
hold any crushes towards him. Big Brother Kiwi considers me as a little sister, so
you got that?

I try to wake him up. 
Now looky here, this side of the family are always heavy sleepers. 
Kiwi doesn't wake up. 
Next, I try talking to him.

"Big Broooother, waaaaake upppppp."

He still doesn't wake up, and now I'm pissed, 'cause I'm sleepy, and there's no way I
can sleep with him in here. I have this thing called personal space, and it happens
to be large. For a moment I blank out and doze off with my eyes open, before I shake
myself to keep awake. 

"....Damnit, this isn't your freaking room now WAKE UP!"
I pinch him. Hard. And he still doesn't wake up. Though he nods his head a bit.

"This isn't your room!" Nod. "So wake up!" Nod. "THIS IS MY ROOM!" Nod. I'm going
to freaking shoot him in the head when it's morning.

I shake him hard and this time, he eyes flutter open for a moment before they close.
I shake him harder and he lifts his head off of (my) pillow and looks around before
going back to sleep.

This time I turn on the light and kick him. He wakes up, mumbles something, gets up,
turns the light off, and opens the door where he finally goes back to sleep in his
own room.

It's 2:45 in the morning and I didn't get much sleep after that.

He could have at least remembered what happened.

Comments 
Kyun_yo says:   28 June 2009   614566  
...XD Lmao... what an experience. xP 

I sometimes do that to my sister. I sneak into her bed when I'm bored
and always flop onto it to nap. Yeah. 

And I bring my dog with me.

Well... my little dog follows me, and she /hates/ my little dog, since
my doggie likes to sleep on pillow. =D -shot- 

Yeah. xD Lol... what a nice morning.
 
‹Syndromic_Wonderland› says:   28 June 2009   432176  
.....Yup, what an experience. 

My brother used to do that. 

Lol, that's cute. XD
 
Inane_Nobody says:   28 June 2009   432872  
OMG.
That was hilarious. xD
But I feel sorry for you, I have no idea what I'd have done. ^^"""
 
‹Syndromic_Wonderland› says:   28 June 2009   965724  
Lol, it is pretty funny when I think back to it. It's embarrasing
though.
 
thegreatestmangaka says:   28 June 2009   516286  
wow, thats so romantic!!!
my dad does that all the time.
‹Syndromic_Wonderland› says:   28 June 2009   251938  
Are you serious?
Did you not read the part up there where I said that IT WAS NOT
ROMANTIC?
 
MattLuvv says:   28 June 2009   641151  
Haha. Nicee.
I woulda rolled him off the bed xD
 
‹Syndromic_Wonderland› says :   29 June 2009   272711  
Lol, the thing is that my grandparent's house is really old
fashioned. Bleh, I put it in wrong.

It's more like a...futon of some sorts. Meaning that it's directly on
the floor. So I couldn't have rolled him off if I tryed because it's
already on thet floor. My back already hurts from sleeping, lol.
 

 
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