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Wednesday, 17 June 2009
08:51:30 PM (GMT)
I hate it when the Incas and Aztecs are confused. I love the Incas. They were almost
completly peaceful, and really only avioded being taken over by the Aztecs 'cause
they were so huge. And they had a exelent road and bridge system so that trade
between them and other areas was easy. And they were really kind to all the
Europians, even though it was only Pizarro they thought was a God. (They turned out
to have been to nice as it happened.) But even cooler than that stuff, cooler
than the way they made irigation go up the mountains so that they could grow
their potatoes, was the fact that the Incas invented the llama!

They were just like "Oh my god, I hate carrying potatoe sacks down this mountain...
Hey look it's a weird camel thing! Let's catch it!!" So they went and caught the
weird camel thing. 
"Yo, weird camel thing! Carry my potatoes down this mountain!"

 and the weird camel thing was just like "*blink. Bliiink.* but I guess the Incas
could speak weird camel thing and were all like "Your love-life isn't my concern!" 

*blink. turn. step.*

"Okay fine! carry the potatoes and I'll get you a girlfriend."

So they did. But when the tried to get the girl weird camel thing to carry potatoes
she collapsed. And the first camel thing said: 

"No way am I marrying a wimp like that!" and the Inca said 
"Mm-kay. Carry these potatoes while we find another one." And so when a strong
beatutiful camel thing got caught it fell madly in weird camel thing love with the
hard working and muscular camel thing and thus they had lots of non-wimpy camel thing
children until they were bred into llamas.

^*^*^Warning! The previous is not a verified Incan legend, just a humorous recount of
how llamas first got breed into being by the Inca from their origanal form of
Last edited: 26 October 2009

‹Mad♥Hatter♥Love› says:   18 June 2009   987788  
Lol. Sounds something like my story of how donouts were first
‹SqueeneyTodd› says:   18 June 2009   933857  
:'D Oh god, I can't believe you posted it.
tiggerlemon101 says:   18 June 2009   379419  
Oh, Gee...

Kirti says:   18 June 2009   676825  
The proccess of only breeding weird-camel-things that can carry
potatoes is called "artificial selection" by the way.
‹<DaisyPetals>› says:   23 June 2009   636374  
lol xD This is the best thing i've read in a while. 8'D
Kirti says:   23 June 2009   124679  
Why thank you. The weird camel things are looking down from weird
camel thing heaven going

"*bliiiink.*", which as the ancient Incas knew, means "I appreciate
your intrest."
orangelove47 says:   24 June 2009   181761  
hahahahaha so funny! love it
bashiieru says :   24 June 2009   643859  
LOL! xp


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