Monday, 18 May 2009
09:11:33 PM (GMT)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. [wtf false]
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun [lOL no]
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. [HALE YEA]
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. [I guess to some people]
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.[NO WAI]
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.[um no]
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. [whats THAT SUPPOSED
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a
savage.[thats actually fun]
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.[ stupid, no, stuck
up, no, whore YES]
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. [NO NO NO]
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! [NO]
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. [SOWHAT]
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. [NO]
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. [ no, im a
girl. I dont like girls, tho im bi]
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. [damn no]
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. [Who would not what
to be cool?????]
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. [AHHH. DIED. Is there a
right direction to be going with pot?]
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. [BOOFUCK]
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. <> see this
comment from clare] [OBESE... check.
LOUD-MOUTHED... check. ARROGANT... check. YUP :D]
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. [NOT EMO >:D]
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate
every Man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. [dont all?]
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. [TASTES GOOD :T]
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and
Cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet:
Past, present, and future. [SHIT I'VE BEEN FOUND.]
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. [ dont you
know losers get the hottie's]
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy [HAHAHAHA
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex. [damn. -GLOMP LICK-]
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. [sex]
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. [PFFH]
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. [WAIT. THERE ARE
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. [always will <3]
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. [YES]
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. [mean is GOLD]
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s[ HAHAHA]
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the
times [ :D]
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. [My mom is trying :'D]
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. [ COLORGUARD]
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. [¬¬ I JUST HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE TEAR
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist [OSHIT.]
I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it!
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be a fat couch potato. [HOTDAWN] ]
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. [yes]
=] all true statements