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I Fucked Yo Momma Because the Gummy Bears Raped Me. -NICE.-Category: Survey Thinger'.
Saturday, 18 April 2009
04:25:38 PM (GMT)
Pick The Month You Were Born In:

1(Jan) - I stabbed

2 (Feb) - I kissed

3 (Mar)- I banged

4 (Apr)- I shot

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June) -I killed

7 (July) - i hugged

8 (Aug) - I smoked pot with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - I fucked

11 (Nov) - I ran shirtless with

12 (Dec) - I ran naked with


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of weed
03 - a toothbrush
04 - a homeless guy
05 - a hobo
06 - paris hilton
07 - the one that i love
08 - a whore
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a toilet
11 -my baby
12 - a hottie
13- my girlfriend
14 - my crush
15 - a condom
16 - a ninja
17 - a crack head
18 - a tellytubby
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - my boyfriend
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - a sexy boy
26 - a gangsta
27 - a mop
28 - my ex boyfriend
29 - my hoe
30 - the trojan man
31- a ice cream cone


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White - because im sexy like that

Black - because i love weed

Pink - because the gummy bears raped me

Turquoise - because I am crazy like that

Brown - because i like shoelaces

Polka Dots - because I am a tranny

Purple - because I'm gay

Grey - because i have an AMAZING butt

Other - because I'm retarded

Green - because i'm addicted to porn

Orange - because i am awesome yo

Red - because I go to college

Blue - because im good in bed

Yellow - because i like sex!

Tye dye - because Im a fucking scuba diver

Graphic- because i like it in the ass

None - because i have a killer six pack!

Repost as whatever you are.

[[I stole this from somebody..]] :D

Comments 
‹Funn_size› says:   18 April 2009   412588  
i hugged a mop because im fucking a scuba diver.....


lol thats hillarious
 
‹maleahnator› says:   6 May 2009   979627  
I kissed a hot guy because I'm good in bed.

My birthday party was in February, 25, and the colour of my shirt in
Blue.
:D
Message me/.
 
‹Momo;MyFinalBreathIsGone.♥› says:   6 May 2009   286564  
I smoked pot with a tellytubby,because i love weed!!!!!!haha i love
this :D
 
nicekitty says :   6 May 2009   515453  
i ran shirtles with a rockstar cause im crazy like that
 
 
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