Friday, 30 January 2009
06:20:31 AM (GMT)
Who would have thought they'd see the day when they could find a blog
on the internet that has a meaningful message behind it?
Well i tell you, that day is today!
Straight from the news room or some such important and politically and socially
active device in todays culture,
i have urgently pressing newsworthy chatterings! be sure to tell all your friends!
all your enemies!
Go out of your way to tell a stranger! and most of all, be sure to tell the very
person that instigated blogs with a purpose!
THIS IS GOING STRAIGHT TO A CURRENT AFFAIR!
Are you ready for this?
MY SISTER DRIVES LIKE A GODDAMN GRANDMA!
Probably the last time she ever takes me anywhere,
but not that it matters because its faster and safer to walk!
I Love my sister and i dont want her too
hurt me or kidnap the rest of my family Because she would do that:
This story might get to a current affair,
And we dont want the stupid people who watch that show to think i dont like her
because i do and
because stupid people have guns!