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Friday, 8 August 2008
07:48:37 AM (GMT)

Words To Live By

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. ^_^

Remember:pillage before you burn

Danger: Next mood swing, 5 minutes

You all laugh b/c i'm different, I laugh b/c you're all the same

Never strike you're child, seriously, they might be armed.

Why be difficult, when with just a little extra effort you can be impossible?

Help stop inbreeding, ban country music.

I keep pressing "escape" but i'm still here!!

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way if they get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Follow your dreams. (except the one where you're at school in ur underwhere).

Panic now and avoid the rush.

Your just jealous b/c the voices only talk to me.

Heavily medicated for your protection.

Great time for the meds to wear off...

Warning-I hear voices, and they don't like you.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stranger.

I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.

You say 'psycho' like its a bad thing

One by one the penguins slowly steal my sanity

Of all the things I have lost in life I miss my mind the most

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out

This is not the life i ordered

If i had a grip on reality, i would choke it to death

Living proof that god has a sense of humor

Theres one in every crowd, and they always find me.

Some advice: Never take a blind date to a silent film

Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program

Angry people need hugs. Or sharp objects

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to the stupid people

There is no "I" in team, but there is a "Me"

My life is based on a true story

Rehab is for quitters!

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try not filing your taxes

There are no stupid questions, only a vast number of inquisitive idiots

We're all entitled to our own opinions. So, in my opinion, your opinion sucks

I'm not a showoff, you're just stupid

Friends don't let friends get mullets or lick frozen poles.

If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious problem

People like you are the reason people like me hate people.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

rock is dead, long live paper and scissors

instant human, just add coffee

there are no stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots

practice random acts of reckless endangerment

i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Plagerism saves time

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! I wouldnt go into politics if I were the president of the United States.

I'm not a complete idiot...There are some parts missig.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper.

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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