Friday, 8 August 2008
07:48:37 AM (GMT)
Words To Live By
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Remember:pillage before you burn
Danger: Next mood swing, 5 minutes
You all laugh b/c i'm different, I laugh b/c you're all the same
Never strike you're child, seriously, they might be armed.
Why be difficult, when with just a little extra effort you can be
Help stop inbreeding, ban country music.
I keep pressing "escape" but i'm still here!!
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way if they get angry,
they'll be a mile away and barefoot
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Follow your dreams. (except the one where you're at school in ur
Panic now and avoid the rush.
Your just jealous b/c the voices only talk to me.
Heavily medicated for your protection.
Great time for the meds to wear off...
Warning-I hear voices, and they don't like you.
What doesn't kill you only makes you stranger.
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted.
You say 'psycho' like its a bad thing
One by one the penguins slowly steal my sanity
Of all the things I have lost in life I miss my mind the most
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
This is not the life i ordered
If i had a grip on reality, i would choke it to death
Living proof that god has a sense of humor
Theres one in every crowd, and they always find me.
Some advice: Never take a blind date to a silent film
Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program
Angry people need hugs. Or sharp objects
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to the stupid people
There is no "I" in team, but there is a "Me"
My life is based on a true story
Rehab is for quitters!
If you think nobody cares you're alive, try not filing your taxes
There are no stupid questions, only a vast number of inquisitive idiots
We're all entitled to our own opinions. So, in my opinion, your opinion
I'm not a showoff, you're just stupid
Friends don't let friends get mullets or lick frozen poles.
If Tylenol, duct tape, or a band-aid can't fix it, you've got a serious
People like you are the reason people like me hate people.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
instant human, just add coffee
there are no stupid questions, just inquisitive idiots
practice random acts of reckless endangerment
i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter
stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Plagerism saves time
I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I wouldnt go into politics if I were the president of the United States.
I'm not a complete idiot...There are some parts missig.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's
newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Support the fine arts, shoot a rapper.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.