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this is so funnyCategory: (general)
Sunday, 27 April 2008
03:04:39 AM (GMT)
mom calls the husband a 'bastard'

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"

and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your
penis in my vagina!"

So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"

His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"

and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "

and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger
and says "fuck!"

and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"

"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"

and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says

"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the

saiharatwin says:   15 October 2011   834186  
this is epic :D
‹Zatten got bitch slaped by l3al3yl3aCkRiBs› says :   12 August 2012   251380  

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