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Friday, 11 April 2008
05:46:29 AM (GMT)
Indian Man

a man comes from India and and he came to Australia the very first time and  he dose
not know how to speak English..
he was at the air port and this other man had a free sampal in his hand to give away

lots of people where saying "ME ME ME ME" so the man in his own language said "hey
thats a new word" so he started saying that aswell   
 but he dint get the free sampal....

then at this restaurant on the table it said next to the knife and fork "knife and
fork"...the man in his own language said "another new word"
so he said "knife and fork"

then outside the police man said "who done this murderer" and the man from India said
the police man said what did you kill him with the Indian man said "knife and fork
knife and fork" LOL

Trash Mouth

a man in the plane did not know where to put his rubbish (his first time on a
plane).so he asked a lady siting next to the man.the man asked "where do i put my
rubbish"? the lady said "you click on a red button and put it in there"!
the man saw a "red button" and clicked on that and the draw pulled out and put in the
rubbish all in there and shut the what he found out that he put all the
rubbish into a Indian ladies mouth...
because he thought the "red button" on the head was a "button" but it was actually
and Indian ladies thinggy they put on there heads (thats there tradition)....and the
"draw" opened because the lady got really mad and angry so she opened her mouth try 2
get it LOL

more still 2 come

misumi229 says:   21 September 2009   916852  
honey, you dunno english either judging by your shoddily written
Xxcute shouts:   10 November 2009   109076  
Well guess what ! - i dont care how i spell - i do know english - but
you know what . im not a PERFECT WRITER that writes so NERD !! 

So fuck off u bitch
DatGurl says:   12 November 2009   157692  
hahha dat was funny
‹INSURGENCY› says:   17 November 2009   658084  
wow, those jokes hardly make sense >_<
and are kinda gaaayyy
‹Ceres› says:   8 December 2009   455612  
wow, those jokes are pretty racist and gay >.>
Xxcute says:   3 March 2010   914710  
Well yoou know what ` i dont give a fuck
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