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Sunday, 25 November 2007
09:52:03 AM (GMT)
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE>A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note
that this Bank is >installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to
withdraw >cash without leaving their vehicles.>Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures >outlined below when accessing their
accounts.">"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
>developed.>Please follow the ap propriate steps for your gender.">>MALE
PROCEDURE:>>1. Drive up to the cash machine.>2. Put down your car window.>3. Insert
card into machine and enter PIN.>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.>5.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.>6. Put window up.>7. Drive
PROCEDURE:>>Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth!!!!>>1. Drive up to cash
machine.>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
>machine.>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.>4. Find handbag, remove all
contents>on to passenger seat to locate card.>5. Tell person on cell phone you will
call them back and hang up.>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.>7. Open car door
to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive >distance from the car.>8.
Insert card.>9. Re-insert card the right way.>10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside >back page.>11. Enter PIN.>12. Press cancel and
re-enter correct PIN.>13. Enter amount of cash required.>14. Check makeup in rear
view mirror.>15. Retrieve cash and receipt.>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in
back of >checkbook.>18. Re-check makeup.>19. Drive forward 2 feet.>20. Reverse back
to cash machine.>21. Retrieve card.>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and
place card into the slot >provided!>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting
behind you.>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.>25. Redial person on cell phone
.>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.>27. Release Parking Brake.

fudgefriday writes:   25 November 2007   252591  
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i_see_rainbows_16_13 says:   25 November 2007   385726  
‹♥ Simply Susan ♥› says:   25 November 2007   975669 true
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