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Tuesday, 5 December 2006
11:57:28 PM (GMT)
Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?
A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the
weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he
forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend
went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said
scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different
position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop
pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said
"will you guys please stop making sandwiches"....

Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!

<3marlana

Comments 
trippinout98 says:   6 December 2006   231663  
lol!!! first again yay
Dallas123 says:   6 December 2006   447613  
That is funny!!!
Crow says:   6 December 2006   719768  
funny
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   679571  
thanks!!!
RedThorn22 says:   6 December 2006   991676  
funny but cute
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   971962  
thanks lotz think its cute
playboygirl says:   17 December 2006   954532  
lolol thats funny.........................
Saucy_Chic says:   28 December 2006   431869  
I LIKE THE MIDDLE ONE BEST!!!
Cannon_Ball says :   13 January 2007   145657  
u forgot to say at the end that there spilling the mayonise

 
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