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Tuesday, 5 December 2006
10:57:56 PM (GMT)
In the garden of Eden, As everyone Knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.
In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's.
Nevertheless to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away. At the sight,
Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair. And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, Started to rise.They found a spot, That suited
them best, A nice big tree, Where they began to rest. 
Her legs spread wider, And wider apart, While thrill after thrill, Came into her
heart. 

The head of Adam's thing, Peeked into the hole, And filled her with passion, Beyond
her control. His thing did slide, And Eve's treasure, Was all wet inside. The joy was
good, She wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, Was all out of juice.

<33marlana

Comments 
fairychick shouts:   5 December 2006   119642  
omg that was so funny i was smilling the whole time i read it.
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   781955  
lol thabks
Sammyxox says:   5 December 2006   893447  
OMG!!  LMAO
trippinout98 says:   5 December 2006   913551  
lol that was hilaious lol keep em comming
sandyhandy says:   5 December 2006   111314  
hat is sooo...dramatic and funny!I like the way u write ur stories
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   124698  
thanks i like them 2
RedThorn22 says:   5 December 2006   794253  
That is so cute tell me what happens next even though i know. (of
course)
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   951729  
u know alrightie
trixiegir3 says:   5 December 2006   641139  
cool...........i never thought of adam and eve that
way.................COOL!!!!!!!
dallas1 says:   5 December 2006   231329  
i got new intries!!!!!!!!!!
Rubyrings says:   6 December 2006   334111  
keep doing sex ones
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   863957  
ok!!!!
SPORTYCHIK says:   6 December 2006   535868  
THAT WAS SO FUNNY

LOL
dallas1 says:   6 December 2006   212676  
thanks!!!!!!!!!!
Rubyrings asks:   6 December 2006   161268  
and make one about geting preggy!
dallas1 says:   7 December 2006   189364  
no i cant
colagirl4 says:   7 December 2006   323984  
I love that!Keep on writing
dallas1 says:   8 December 2006   545246  
okay!
annaodeh says:   10 December 2006   467181  
everyone loves how you write your storys, keep them coming
sicosquierl says:   11 December 2006   433396  
the perfect way to tell your kids about sex........ it was really
funny
MiniSkirt says:   11 December 2006   823146  
GOOD! MAKE MORE!
Darknight says:   15 December 2006   644887  
Love the sex jokes makes me laugh my guts out
Darknight says:   15 December 2006   839962  
Make some more sex jokes u rock
gymnasticsfreak says:   16 December 2006   867564  
GROSE!
playboygirl says:   17 December 2006   321552  
OMFG THATS SO GROSS ITS FUNNY
Rubyrings says:   19 December 2006   454475  
do more only more silly!@ 
picklestar06 says:   19 December 2006   866355  
HAV U PEOPLE LOST UR DIFFNITY THATS GROSS NOT FUNNY
‹**It's whatever like..**› says:   28 December 2006   915434  
hahaha
kookigurl says:   28 December 2006   747512  
you seemed to have given that alot of thought...but i have to hand it
to you, that was pretty oringinal.
Saucy_Chic says:   28 December 2006   446977  
I LIKE THE  "WHO IS BRAVEST ONE"LOL
keitha says:   4 March 2007   711248  
omg that is so funny
noooo says:   4 March 2007   438435  
LMAO!! XDD
Rallo says:   20 March 2007   245588  
The People Who Think These are gross Why are you Reading to the End?

O_o Im disturbed Rofl
alexa says:   9 April 2007   797418  
keep righting sex stories!
ZarakiKONpachi says:   19 May 2007   585969  
OMG!!! Hilarious and very original...
neveragainxx says:   19 May 2007   251816  
Yeah I know! Picklestar! You are really mean! You gave me mean
comments on my last account! Just don't read it if you don't like it!
It's very offensive to call people names! Oh and Dallas1 good writing!
You should write more!
miley123123 says:   11 June 2007   628154  
you know some peeps r religious
‹rhythmic heart thumps <3› says :   11 June 2007   544747  
wow u wrote that? hilarious... were going 2 hell lmao
 

 
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