Friday, 1 December 2006
01:42:01 PM (GMT)
Okay so, I saved my mom and dad, yadda yadda.
It was Friday, and my mom was making me sandwiches for lunch to school.
I was like, "Momm wat are u makin me for lunch?? A sandwich with .....???"
"Tuna Cassarole honey," She said.
I HATE TUNA CASSAROLE!!" I said.
"But honey, you use to LOVE Tuna Cassarole!"
said my mom.
Anyways, she ignored me, and put them in my little baggy.
Then, at school, my friend Ausstin was teaching me to spell at Art.
He said, "I like ants. L-I-K-E. L-I-K-E Nickie, L-I."
"shut UP AUSSTIN!!!" I yelled in his ear.
Everyone stared at me, for a loooong time."
Then I yelled at everyone, "STOP STARRING AT ME FAGGOTS."
Then I got in TROUBLE.
Then, when I got home, my mom was planning a little trip to K-Mart.
It was a shopping list.
I said to my mom, "When will you stop making shopping lists??
They are SO annoying!"
She answered back, "I don't know Nickie, I don't know."
Then she did a little evil laugh, and went to sleep.
Then, I saw the shopping list MOVE.
Then I said, "Oh, brother!!!'
Then my brother was like, "What do you want Nickie?"
I said, "NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX SISTER."
He was shocked and then he said, "I'm NOT your sister!!"
Then, we got into a fight, he told mom I pinched him,
and I got in trouble.
Now, one more day,
until my horror week, will be over.