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Friday, 13 August 2010
10:46:56 PM (GMT)
Okay, I don't hate Obama, but this joke is just funny. 


A russian doctor says "The medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take the
kidney out of one man and put it in another and have them both looking for a job in
six weeks." The sweedish doctor goes "You guys are behind. Our medicne is so advanced
that we can take a lung out of one man and put it in another one and have them both
looking for a job in four weeks." The french doctor goes "Our medicine is so advqnced
that we can take half a heart out of one man and have them both looking for a job in
two weeks." The amearican doctor, not to be outdone, goes, "You guys are so behind.
We recently took a black guy with no brains out of Illonis, put him in the White
House, and now half the f*****g country is looking for a job!"

Comments 
branches says:   13 August 2010   866369  
I don't get it.
 
‹<Little Green Guys Throw The Best Parties>› says:   13 August 2010   393600  
how not?
 
branches says:   13 August 2010   461517  
Well, for one, what does medical procedures have to do with getting a
job?
And the American doctor sounds like he doesn't have any idea what he's
talking about.
 
‹<Little Green Guys Throw The Best Parties>› says:   13 August 2010   823006  
Well the paitents recoverd quickly. 
And its a joke. Get over it.
 
branches says:   13 August 2010   131295  
So they quit their job to get their heart split in half to give to
some other schmuck? What happened to medical leave?
It's not the politics of the joke, it just doesn't really work.
 
‹<Little Green Guys Throw The Best Parties>› says :   13 August 2010   566112  
It's a joke! 
And what if said shmuck was being a good person, or he was just doing
it for the money? And what if said shmuck didn't have a job in the
first place?
 

 
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