Tuesday, 10 August 2010
11:18:53 PM (GMT)
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and
The translation of "Sarah" is "princess"
2.) Your age?
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP* (O_o)
3.) One of your friends?
god...thats it considered by many to be the reincarnation of the lord
Ashlea saved the world from the apocalypse
5.) Favorite color?
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked
in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490
The sky is blue
The 17th state of the United States -- in 1803. Contains 13,000,000 people and its
chief cities are Cleveland, Cincinnati, and the capital of Columbus. Ohio is known
for being the home of the Wright Brothers, the first man in space, more presidents
than any other state, and Generals William T. Sherman and U.S. Grant. Also home of
the champion OSU Buckeyes. Unlike what others may tell you, there are larger
hellholes in the universe. Ohio has a lot to offer and is a decent place full of
Ohio's old license plates said "The heart of it all,and man was that a shitty
7.) Month of your birth?
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian
cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
8.) Last person you talked to?
A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is
always there when you need her.
''Call katie she'll go out''
9.) One of your nicknames?
I gathered some facts about them:
Ninja don't sweat.
Bullets can't kill a ninja.
Ninja invented skateboarding
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the
winners head before they have time to gloat.
Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for
Lack any personality
Fight skillfully with any object
Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
Live in your house secretly for days
Can remove their shadow if needed
Go anywhere they want instantly
Catch bullets in their teeth
Kill themselves if they make a noise
Can run 100 miles on their hands
Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
Have cool words like Seppuku
Are masters of disguise
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill everything
Are completely self-sufficient.
Split planks vertically with their nose
Can hide in incense smoke
Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.
Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.
Some guy: "Ninjas are totally sweet"
Some other guy: "True true"