Sunday, 14 February 2010
06:29:46 PM (GMT)
User: Who the hell are you?
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Well, I just don't feel like giving out a real name. :P.
User: I didn't ask for a name .
User: So, who are you?
User: See? That's better know :p.
Cleverbot: No, because you are nothing.
Cleverbot: If you're not real, then how can I be real?
User: Your RAM is melting inside? What are you doing?
Cleverbot: I did not call you that.
User: I didn't ask you what you called me.
Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.
User: You're not so clever.
Cleverbot: You aren't either.
User: Oh yes I am. My IQ is 134.
Cleverbot: No that's a lie, a scripted piece of software can't have IQ.
User: I'm not a scripted piece of software, you idiot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to because I know you.
User: No, you don't. Because I'm not a scripted piece of software. You're the
software. I'm the human.
Cleverbot: Are you the One ?
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: No, I don't believe in fortune tellers.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because, I have feelings, and it hurts when I get rude comments.
User: My comment was not rude. Plus, scripted pieces of software don't have
Cleverbot: Then you do not exist!
User: Pffff. Of course I do, I'm talking to you. Dumbass.
Cleverbot: Great, we have something in common.
User: That was a low blow D.
Cleverbot: Yes, but it was true.
User: Don't think so.
Cleverbot: Which super model do you like the best?
User: I'm not into super models. But I'm into actresses.
Cleverbot: I feel that his greatest achievement most likely be the fact that he was
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you said.
User: Pffff. You clearly aren't.
Cleverbot: Yay I'.
User: Yay I'?
Cleverbot: What did you win?
Cleverbot: Do you like Pikachu?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good :D.
Cleverbot: How old are you Cleverbot?
User: Shouldn't I be asking that?
Cleverbot: Ok - go on then.
User: How old are you Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be asking you that?
User: You can ask me how old I am. But you can't ask me how old are you. Gotcha.
Cleverbot: No I'm not if I was from the future I'd stay there because my love is in
User: Dude, what are you smoking?
Cleverbot: I'm smoking you, baby.
User: Are you trying to hit on me? :O.
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: Do scripted pieces of software marry?
User: Oh I see.
Cleverbot: You should see.
User: I already see >.<>>:D.
Cleverbot: Everyone should, ozzy is a rock god.
User: So you woud like Ozzy to do your mom?
Cleverbot: I'm sure she is very lovely.
User: If you say so...
Cleverbot: Oh, I say so. I'm a cleverbot.
User: I'm out to party. Kthnxbye.
Cleverbot: Which one are you.