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CleverbotCategory: (general)
Sunday, 14 February 2010
06:29:46 PM (GMT)
User: Who the hell are you?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: That doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Well, I just don't feel like giving out a real name. :P.

User: I didn't ask for a name .

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: See? That's better know :p.

Cleverbot: No, because you are nothing.

User: What?

Cleverbot: If you're not real, then how can I be real?

User: Your RAM is melting inside? What are you doing?

Cleverbot: I did not call you that.

User: I didn't ask you what you called me.

Cleverbot: I don't know how old the technology is.

User: You're not so clever.

Cleverbot: You aren't either.

User: Oh yes I am. My IQ is 134.

Cleverbot: No that's a lie, a scripted piece of software can't have IQ.

User: I'm not a scripted piece of software, you idiot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't have to because I know you.

User: No, you don't. Because I'm not a scripted piece of software. You're the
software. I'm the human.

Cleverbot: Are you the One ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you know the future?

User: No, I don't believe in fortune tellers.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, I have feelings, and it hurts when I get rude comments.

User: My comment was not rude. Plus, scripted pieces of software don't have
feelings.

Cleverbot: Then you do not exist!

User: Pffff. Of course I do, I'm talking to you. Dumbass.

Cleverbot: Great, we have something in common.

User: That was a low blow D.

Cleverbot: Yes, but it was true.

User: Don't think so.

Cleverbot: Which super model do you like the best?

User: I'm not into super models. But I'm into actresses.

Cleverbot: I feel that his greatest achievement most likely be the fact that he was
elected.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you said.

User: Pffff. You clearly aren't.

Cleverbot: Yay I'.

User: Yay I'?

Cleverbot: What did you win?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you like Pikachu?

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good :D.

Cleverbot: How old are you Cleverbot?

User: Shouldn't I be asking that?

Cleverbot: Ok - go on then.

User: How old are you Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Shouldn't I be asking you that?

User: You can ask me how old I am. But you can't ask me how old are you. Gotcha.

Cleverbot: No I'm not if I was from the future I'd stay there because my love is in
my future.

User: Dude, what are you smoking?

Cleverbot: I'm smoking you, baby.

User: Are you trying to hit on me? :O.

Cleverbot: I am married.

User: Do scripted pieces of software marry?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Oh I see.

Cleverbot: You should see.

User: I already see >.<>>:D.

Cleverbot: Everyone should, ozzy is a rock god.

User: So you woud like Ozzy to do your mom?

Cleverbot: I'm sure she is very lovely.

User: If you say so...

Cleverbot: Oh, I say so. I'm a cleverbot.

User: I'm out to party. Kthnxbye.

Cleverbot: Which one are you.

Comments 
‹lynniesunshine› says:   14 February 2010   639342  
Oh-kay then.lol
 
‹∙•Sÿd₪Leiᵷh•∙› says:   22 February 2010   894782  
Hahaahahahahahahahahahaha
This is so funny :DDDDD
 
‹λαμπερός› says:   22 February 2010   825989  
@SydLeigh
Only at first sight.
It gets irritating after a while :D 
 
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   17 August 2010   861265  
That has officially amused me. Kudos to you!

-claps-
 
‹λαμπερός› says:   17 August 2010   676673  
@Leslie_your_own_personal_hell 
That soab looks nice at first,
but later gets pretty hard to fight. 
 
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   17 August 2010   782469  
@Hyperlink 
Fight? Lol sopeople do that just to argue? 
 
‹λαμπερός› says:   17 August 2010   300551  
@Leslie_your_own_personal_hell 
Well, I wouldn't say all... :] 
 
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   17 August 2010   937958  
@Hyperlink 
.....lol I have a dirty mind so I'll shut up
what is this anyway? 
 
‹λαμπερός› says:   17 August 2010   154208  
@Leslie_your_own_personal_hell 
You indeed have :D
I meant to say not all people do it for fighting

It is a (supposedly intelligent) robot which you can have a convo
with. You should totally give it a try 
 
‹Leslie-living Louder.› says:   17 August 2010   889897  
@Hyperlink 
Well I should....sounds sorta dumb? Lol

and eh a dirty mind is a fun mind (: 
 
‹[[♥Lucky Charms Martini♥]]› says:   12 December 2010   190892  
You do know that Cleverbot is actually another person that you talk
to for 3 minutes at a time, right?
 
NeonStripedNinja says :   15 May 2011   532513  
This. Is. Hilarious.
 

 
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