Sunday, 15 November 2009
10:55:21 PM (GMT)
Max: When will your mother let us go to the train station alone?
Stacy: Max! My mother happens to be very protective. Maybe sometimes she is a little
Max: Exactly what I mean.
Stacy: Oh well just face the fact your going to have to live with her forever!
Max: Forever? Stacy we're best friends going on a field trip. We're not getting
Stacy: Well you know your parents died. So you're living with me for now on. Besides
there is no other relative you have that is alive. First your parents died because of
a car crash. Then your grandparents got run over by a car. Then all your cousins!
Well, Lucy, Felix, and Charles got ran over by a car. Eliza drowned, Fred got eaten
by a shark, Lilly had swine flu and......
Max: Ok ok!!! I get it! Just stop telling....
Stacy: Then there's Richard, Graham, Jeff, Oliver, and Marcus who all leaned over the
rail of a train and fell down a cliff. That was when you were going on a bridge
Max: Stacy I remember it all! You don't have to remind me of the people I'll never
Mrs. Funnyhiggin: Ok kids! Time to get on your hiking shoes and let's go to the train
Max: Hiking? You said we were driving!
Stacy: My mom like nature! You can't blame me! (Blackout)