Thursday, 8 October 2009
11:07:56 PM (GMT)
Ok, I posted this on myspace a couple days ago and decided I should let you all know
how the world is really going to end ^_^
Okay, I'm starting to think this is all a trick. No, it's not one of those "Life's an
illsion and we're all insaaane!!!" things, I'm thinking that...Twilight(spirit
fingers) is a triiick!!! And if it is, I'm enjoying it! Now, you're probably
thinking, "But Gir, We've all read the books, seen the movie(s), how can it be an
ILLUSION?" WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SIR! Once upon a time, there was a female
human/wizard/monkey/zombie/ninja named Stephenie Meyer who had writing skills! Well,
not only was she a human/wizard/monkey/zombie/ninja, she was also EVIL, and plotting
to take over the world! So, she wrote this little(and by little I mean looong) story
called Twilight! Well then, she casted a spell on her little story so that almost
everyone who read her book would fall in love with her character
Edward/Jacob/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle, and the occasional Mike Newton(I know, gross!)!
Once her book became a movie, she would then put little hat thingys with antennas on
top on her fans' heads and turn them into her slaves!!
And now I'm starting to think I just figured out how the world is really going to
end! 2011 is when Breaking Dawn will come out, and SM will have to wait until
everyone's seen the movie to turn them into her slaves(because we can't enjoy the
movies when we're wearing those little annoying hats, now can we?)! So, the BD craze
will probably be over by 2012, and Stephenie will have her chance to attack us with
her hats! Causing the Twilighters to kill the Twihaters, and eventually each other.
Yeah, I don't understand how my mind works, either.