Sunday, 2 August 2009
09:40:50 AM (GMT)
Female's rejoice! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your
place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do
you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your
sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman:
Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services
today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay
there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i
together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a
phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your
love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen