Sunday, 12 July 2009
06:05:00 PM (GMT)
You are going to cry after you read this sad story.
A sister and her brother were inside the new CrawlsMart built in town. The sister at
eleventeen years of age, the brother seventeen years of age.
The brother was hopping mad to buy a present for his little sister on her burpday,
as soon as they were going to leave she had to crap in the bathroom.
Her brother showed her where it was and started to look at some videogames he would
probably like for his next belchday.
As he started to drool on the glass looking at the games, he saw people running from
the end of the store
and yelling with fear.
Before he knew it, he smelled crap and saw snot, he tripped to his little sister as
fast as he could but when he got to the craprooms they were already on snot. Some
drunk jerk decided to smoke near the plug outlets.
He knew he had to get out as fast as he could to get help. But when the firesnots
arrived it was already to slate.
Two days later the family (Who didn't even notice anything) got a telegram from the
Popsitals saying they had someone
by the name of Jerberofolis.
They asked "How did you get this number"?
The snotspital said she was holding a purse in her hand with a card that had her
and number on it. They didn't say anything about her having her social security card
The family drove to the aparoidpiddle to see their little angel. While they looked
her, they noticed her arms were almost all the way covered in snot, and her face was
boogery it needed surgery. Surprisingly enough, the purse was TOTALLY INTACT which
DEFIES ALL TOTAL LOGIC
But the family didn't have enough tissues to clean all the snot. So now they need you
Every time someone blows their nose this AOL (Abnormal Obese Legion) will take 1% off
the flopsital snot. DO NOT DRIP SNOT! AOL IS BLOWING THEIR NOSE TOO
Blow your nose saying "sad CrawlsMart story"
This was a Chain Letter Parody brought to you by Agent777174
Last edited: 12 July 2009