Saturday, 6 June 2009
05:24:54 PM (GMT)
I would like to inform you of these opinions-
•Edward = Ugly. Hey, Guess why he sparkles? HE'S A FAG. Fags wear glitter.
•Bella = Anorexic/retarded. Not pretty.
•Jacob = Mexican stalker. Never showers.
•Despite her overly desperate efforts, Stephanie Meyer is an awful writer. Her
overly simple and cliché writing is what makes the book so 'appealing'. Cracking
open a thesaurus doesn't make you a novelist, People.
•These are the worst vampires in history (Literature or w/e.) Rarely do main
vampire Edward Cullen and his friends eat at all, despite being "vegetarian"
vampires, feeding off animals instead of humans. Why do they care if people die?
They're vampires, aren't they? I think not.
•The book is poorly written. Plain and simple. The characters, (Much like every fan
I've met so far) highly lack in personality.
•Along in Edward's creepy behavior, He's physically disgusting.
•Knowing a few big words and interesting terms doesn't make you a novelist.
•I'm more than sure that Stephanie Meyer is mentally insane. Anyone who thinks a
man who watches you sleep through your bedroom window is 'romantic'...Well I don't
need to explain that any farther.
•I hate the fact that this fad and it's groupies seem to believe that Twilight is
the new Harry potter. Here is why I simply disagree;
○There are no wizards in Twilight.
○Harry potter is not a romance/drama novel.
○Twilight is not a literature collection written by the best selling author J.K
○HP doesn't suck tater tots. Twilight does.
G'day to you sirs and Ma'ams.
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