Thursday, 23 April 2009
11:16:28 AM (GMT)
n00b #1 : hai thur i'm a n00b bcuz i liek to say 'thts' and 'rly' and 'sht' and
pretend tht thur are lotz of keys missing out of mai keyboard.
n00b #2 : i'm a n00b bcuz i liek to get internet boyfriendz because thur cooler than
real life boyfriendz and i liek to pretend that i'm loved and photoshop my pix so
they don't know whut i actually look liek.and it duzn't even mattar that they culd be
pedophilez becuz that only happenz to people who aren't careful liek me.
n00b #3 : hay babiee.i'm a n00b bcuz i dunno how to spell my own name and use "u" and
"r" instead of "you" and "are".why?bcuz i'm rly lazy and don't liek to type out teh
two extra letturz.
n00b #4 : i'm a n00b bcuz i post picturez on kupika just so ppl will comment and say
i'm pretty so i can feel gr8 about myself,even tho in r/l my confidence level is
fucking rock bottomz.
n00b #5 : i'm a n00b bcuz i want u to see my cawk on cam.and i also wunna see ur
n00b #6 : i'm a n00b bcuz i think johnny depp is the hottest guy evar. <3
n00b #7 : i'm a n00b bcuz i listen to songz liek womanizer and hot n' cold.
n00b #8 : i'm a n00b bcuz i take pix from myspace or photobucket of really random
famous people and pretend that i'm themz.
n00b #9 : i'm a n00b bcuz on my personal adz,i always put down cookies or muffins for
the "i seek" section.
n00b #10 : i'm a n00b bcuz i feel teh need to announce everything that happenz in my
life on twitz.
n00b #11 : i'm a n00b bcuz i make kupika accounts liek footboy69 and i rly liek 2
cyber with ppl i dunt kno bcuz thatz so much funner than doin' sumbudy in r/l.
NOT DONE.Just thinking of more noob-ish things.
Last edited: 23 April 2009