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Thursday, 16 April 2009
05:57:12 PM (GMT)
Last year,me and my friend used to take random songs and switch them around so that
it fits people we hate. xD
And I just came across one that I did last year about a guy named Tommy.
Now,I like Tommy.A lot.He's one of the coolest guys I've ever met.
But we got into a big ass fight and I felt he needed a song.
So,I took the song "This Ain't A Scene,It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy,and made it
for him.
I know,it's ridiculous and really mean,but I feel the need to show it to everyone.
You may wanna play the song or something to get the beat.
You are a drug dealer,
And it looks like all your friends are nerds.
And we all know,MJ's your twin.
And as long as your tears keep stingin,
Just try to get thin.

You are nothing,but a god damn arse face.
We might be mean,but as least we can show our face.
You're about as scene,as a god damn goose chase.
I can see your man thong, 
Under your dress.

You don't have a plan, 
And I believe your chest is not very flat,
Not very flat.
Go and get a cat scan,
And I believe it's the beef juice you sweat,
Beef juice you sweat,yeah.

I have to say "Nice C cups"
(I mean it,without blinking,) 
But to me,you look like a chocolate chunk.
(And I think you are a cutter.) 
And sorry,our hearts are cold,but you're a creep,
Hope you get emotional scars,
Go hang from a tree.

Hello there queen, you are a disgrace.
Trust me,boy,you were easy to replace.
You're about as hot,as a fucking shoelace.
We're tired of your bull,
And your mother.

Where's the trashcan?, 
I think Thomas ate it,
Thomas ate it.
Where's the minivan?
Also,I think Thomas ate it.
Thomas ate it.


Now girls,give the boys a shove,
And think of Thomas,who isn't fast enough.
Laugh,until Tommy gives a pout.

Don't look at me,look at your damn ugly face.
I thought it was an alien,but Thomas was the case. 
(You moo.) 
Go fly to Greece,or at least fly into space.
(You'll get removed.) 
While singing this song,I can't keep a straight face.
(Don't be proud.) 
You belong,on a god damn army base.
(Oh, hoe.) 
It's not our fault,you're a god damn mental case.

I'd rather do Peter Pan,
And you'd rather do a piece of ham,I bet. 
A piece of ham,I bet.
You are not a man, 
And to me,you look like a piece of shet,
As Kelly said.

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