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Monday, 9 February 2009
01:45:07 AM (GMT)
Things I've Learned From The Dictionary - Part J.

1.jackass: 1.the male ass. 2.a stupid person;fool. (So what's a female ass?)

2.jackrabbit: one of the genus of large American hares with strong hing legs
and long ears. (So,that's why people use the phrase "fuck like jackrabbits".I see.)

3.Janus: the god of portals and beginnings having two faces,one in front,one
in back of his head.(OMG YOU TWO-FACED JANUS!)

4.jaundice: abnormal yellowness of the skin,eyeballs,etc.,due to bile pigments
in the blood.(Eughh.That's frackin' crackin' nasty.)

5.jewfish: any of various large fish of American waters,as the giant sea bass
found off California or the grouper found off Florida.(Wait.Hold up thurr a
minute.You gotza measure their nose.)

6.jollify: to be or cause to be merry or jolly. ("I just jollified you." "Why
yes!You did!HO HO HO!")

7.juicer: a device for extracting juice from fruits or vegetables. (Damn,I
thought it was the bully from 'That's So Raven'.And yes,I need a life.)

8.Juno: the wife of Jupiter,queen of the gods and godess of marriage.(Dude,I
thought Juno was dating that Bleaker kid with the bouncy nuts.)

‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says:   9 February 2009   391349  
......satisfied. i LOL'd....=]
‹Natalye;Keep Breathing.› says:   9 February 2009   252445  
Lots of babies have jaundice.:]
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   9 February 2009   891419  
Really? Dx
Zovesta says:   10 February 2009   195864  
Pretty neat.
saralyn247 says:   10 February 2009   243684  
I just jollified you.
SexFlavouredPancakes says :   10 February 2009   744956  

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