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Saturday, 27 December 2008
10:54:26 PM (GMT)
Stolen from Hontouni_Shiwase_DaOMGanimexD
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Italic all that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of
girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.

I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin. 

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.  

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. 

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY.

I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE so I MUST be a scene kid.

I play SOCCER so I must be a WIMP.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times.

 I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND so I MUST be a geek.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself.

I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and bitchy.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone.

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STEREOTYPING IS ONE OF THE MOST STUPIDEST THINGS EVER.

So heres a little something for all those who like to stereotype on people:
Yeah, I'm young but that doesn't mean I'm naive. D<
And I have a bunch of guy friends, but I don't even have a crush on one of them.
I'm Christian, but I have nothing against homosexuals.
I have a friend who's a dancer but she's so sweet!
And I can't be bothered to type down anything else, even though there's lots more I
would like to rant about. ^^

Please pass this message on, people.

Comments 
‹turntechGodhead› says:   27 December 2008   448238  
Lani doesn't like boxes.
 
Inane_Nobody says:   27 December 2008   675398  
LANI'S DEAD!
TT___TT
-bursts into tears-

Therefore, I shall respect his disliking of being put into boxes.
 
‹turntechGodhead› says:   28 December 2008   718817  
Yes.
We shall.
TT3TT
 
AppleCore says:   28 December 2008   286587  
OPSH.
Whaddaya mean you're not naive?
:P
Inane_Nobody says :   28 December 2008   266363  
Prick....
=_______="
 
 
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