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Sunday, 23 November 2008
09:10:23 PM (GMT)
My fellow Kupikians, and n00bz.
Jasmine was brutally killed today.
She was under the influence of RAINBOW CRACK [[LEMME HEAR A WOOT WOOT!]], and didn't
understand that eating the eyes of a rainbow crab would end in a slow and literal
mind-popping death.
She died in my arms, leaving me with the word, "AMGG", which I knew right away of
course meant:

"THE FLIES ON THE WALL ARE MEAN AND LIKE TO TORMENT ME BY GOING TO MY FOOD,
THEY SQUIRT RAINBOW BUTTERFLIES OUT OF THEIR MANY EYES THAT I LIKE TO PLAY
WITH. SOMEONE HAS LEFT ME IN A BAD MOOD IN MY LAST DAYS, IT WASN'T THE POOR
DANG FLIES. NO, NOT LAST DAYS. LAST MINUTES. I CALL AN ARMY OF SHOES WITH
PANCAKES IN THEIR FOOT THINGS TO ATTACK THAT PERSON AND PUNISH THEM FOR HURTING
ME. ILEVERYONEAAF <333 WEEE"

We shall miss our little Jasmine. She might of been a little psycho, and even a bit
insane.
Maybe we should of tied her down when we had the chance, but we couldn't stand to see
the beautiful tied down, away from the freedom of insanity, of which this country
allows us so freely.
She died a free, insane, cracked womangirl. And that's how she'll remain in my-- OUR
hearts.
Forever. And EVER.

AMEN.



[[OMBOBJKLAWLLAWL.
JUST TRIBUTE TO OUR LIL JASSY
JKers]]

Comments 
‹Kiwily<3› says:   23 November 2008   259287  
...
what did you do!?


...
I'm going to stay away from you...
 
Mewmewkitten says:   23 November 2008   378852  
She died a free, insane, cracked womangirl. And that's how she'll
remain in my-- OUR
hearts.

TRUE DAT.
LOL JIMMY
YOU ARE AS INSANE AS ME. :'D WHICH IS VERYVERYVERYVERYVERY INSANE.
 
‹Lora Patsy Poodle› says :   23 November 2008   641126  
Kiwi;; I just gave her some RAINBOW CRACK 8'D
...10 shots of it, of course, but still.


Jassy;;
PLS.
IMMA NARMAL.
 

 
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