Friday, 7 November 2008
09:19:48 PM (GMT)
Freak ticked off Out
Posted by Agent777174
Date Posted: 13/42/3008
IF U READ THIS AND UR OVER 3,201,839,465,463,908,643.455,324 PLAYING MYSPACE UR GONA
BE FLNG INTO SPACE READING THIS CRAP LIKE
THT GIRL SOOO BE CAREFUL DX
There was this girl and she was with
her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpace crap though they were supposed
to be studying.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace. It had small pink flowers and small pikachus in the background and the man
looked like a giant midget. She started
laughing with her friend commenting on how huge he was. Right
then, an instant message came up. It said:
Jigglybuff: So how do you like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
Pikacutie: Well, you should know;
you're looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
Pinkbows: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make
any sense, how?
meaniehead: I just do.
heartlessmoron: Especially when non-studying girls like you visit.
Dontcallmepigface: With a very nice nose I might
At the time the girl had a runny nose. She started to wipe her nose with a tissue bit
to cover whatever she could. She
and her friend started to get cranky now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're
starting to annoy the living poop out of me.
flyingfrogies: You should be annoyed.
YouTubePooper: You wouldn't want a giant midget
like me touching your nose, right? I mean that's what you just said about me
with your friend 42,295,873 years ago.
They were really annoyed now.
Her friend: Holy crap man just shoot him
he's a crapping dino!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's
OoIamyourfatheroO: I am.
Ookazookazeek: Well it wouldn't really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldn't stop me
from coming to your bathroom.
XxLoVemExX: What? My bathroom?
keezakoozakoO: Yeah, you're both at a party so it's not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
leave now because you're freaking me out.
FlappingTrees: Your screen name says
go into the kitchen get yourself a strawberry smoothie, so that won't be a problem.
JigglyBuff has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go play the Wii.
I doubt he's really coming for a strawberry smoothie. It's just a April Fools Joke
from someone. They went upstairs and were having a Brawl fight on SSBB. All of a
girls friend said she had to go to the kitchen. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the kitchen and
wondering what was up and what was down. She goes and knocks but no one says
She opens the door and finds her friend there on the floor standing with a butcher
knife. She started to
scream but when she turned around he was there eating fireballs.
YoshiEggs: FIREBALLS, YUM!
News the next morning reported that there was one guy dead in the kitchen; his
neck sliced with strawberry smoothie all over
the room. His head was nailed to anchovies. Just their anchovies. The rest of his
body was covered in strawberry smoothie and fireballs.
If you repost this tonight
there will be three men, one in your kitchen, Agent777174 in your other kitchen
stealing your meatballs, and Wendy's hamburgers killing
your anchovies at that very moment. Starting tonight at 6:66am. Well what are you
Don't repost or you are going to lose all your fireballs!
Last edited: 7 November 2008