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Friday, 7 November 2008
09:19:48 PM (GMT)
MySpace Freak ticked off Out 
Posted by Agent777174
Date Posted: 13/42/3008

IF U READ THIS AND UR OVER 3,201,839,465,463,908,643.455,324 PLAYING MYSPACE UR GONA

There was this girl and she was with 
her friend. They were looking through peoples MySpace crap though they were supposed
to be studying. 

The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It had small pink flowers and small pikachus in the background and the man 
looked like a giant midget. She started 
laughing with her friend commenting on how huge he was. Right 
then, an instant message came up. It said: 

Jigglybuff: So how do you like my 

XxLoVemExX: What? 

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 

Pikacutie: Well, you should know; 
you're looking at my MySpace right now. 

XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 

Pinkbows: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace. 

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesn't make 
any sense, how? 

meaniehead: I just do. 

heartlessmoron: Especially when non-studying girls like you visit. 

Dontcallmepigface: With a very nice nose I might 

At the time the girl had a runny nose. She started to wipe her nose with a tissue bit
to cover whatever she could. She
and her friend started to get cranky now. 

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're 
starting to annoy the living poop out of me. 

flyingfrogies: You should be annoyed. 

YouTubePooper: You wouldn't want a giant midget
 like me touching your nose, right? I mean that's what you just said about me
with your friend 42,295,873 years ago. 

They were really annoyed now. 

Her friend: Holy crap man just shoot him 
he's a crapping dino! 

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's 
pieing us? 

OoIamyourfatheroO: I am. 

Ookazookazeek: Well it wouldn't really 
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldn't stop me 
from coming to your bathroom. 

XxLoVemExX: What? My bathroom? 

keezakoozakoO: Yeah, you're both at a party so it's not a problem. 

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because you're freaking me out. 

FlappingTrees: Your screen name says 
go into the kitchen get yourself a strawberry smoothie, so that won't be a problem. 

JigglyBuff has just signed off. 

The girl and her friend were really 

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go play the Wii.

I doubt he's really coming for a strawberry smoothie. It's just a April Fools Joke 
from someone. They went upstairs and were having a Brawl fight on SSBB. All of a
girls friend said she had to go to the kitchen. The girl said ok. 

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the kitchen and
wondering what was up and what was down. She goes and knocks but no one says

She opens the door and finds her friend there on the floor standing with a butcher
knife. She started to
scream but when she turned around he was there eating fireballs. 


News the next morning reported that there was one guy dead in the kitchen; his
neck sliced with strawberry smoothie all over 
the room. His head was nailed to anchovies. Just their anchovies. The rest of his
body was covered in strawberry smoothie and fireballs.

If you repost this tonight 
there will be three men, one in your kitchen, Agent777174 in your other kitchen
stealing your meatballs, and Wendy's hamburgers killing
your anchovies at that very moment. Starting tonight at 6:66am. Well what are you
waiting for? 

Don't repost or you are going to lose all your fireballs!

Last edited: 7 November 2008

‹shii-chan♥› says:   7 November 2008   111817  
hah, 6:66 am!
‹MalixDexide› says:   8 November 2008   424894  
I got that one from a Phoenix Wright video.
‹TheRulerofNightmares› says :   8 November 2008   146863  
That's so stupid it's funny! XD


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