Saturday, 5 July 2008
11:21:49 AM (GMT)
I hate myself so much. I always do stupid things. Here are afew stories when I was
stupid. 1 Bye bye dream glasses. O.k so I need glasses. And I need to get yearly eye
appontments. So I have to wear glasses all the time know. I got these candies
adorible glasses. The next day my ruffhousing friend comes over and we were like
restling out side and I took off my glasses and put them on top of my car.Next thing
I know I am sobbibg that I have to get dorky glasses cuse I never took them off when
we went out. So now I have these weird glasses I hate. 2 Whoops! O.k so last night I
was about to make brownies and instead of hitting bake to start heating up th e oven
I press lock. And so know you could not cook with it cuser it was all messed up. So
this morning I was trying to figure out how much a stove costs but likuly my mom
called this place and told her how to fix it.3 Dumb self. So Thursday at camp I just
played a team game and was tierd. And I did not eat snack with the rest of the group.
So I disided to show my friends how cool my hair tie was. So I flung it into the
street like 20 feet like a rubber band and ran to get it. What I did not know was
everyone was looking straight at me and a moving car was right infront of me. Good
thing I was o.k. 4 The Blind game. So in the winter at resses my friends and i were
board. So we made up a game called the bling game. It was were you lock arms with
other people and wonder around the field with your eyes closed and try to figure out
were you were. Sadly I was trapped in the middle. All of a sudden we crash into a
huge oak tree and I was in the middle and was the only one who got hurt. You would
never guess were it hit. My eye. My eye brow was all bluddy and swallen with a big
lump. No black eye though. So then my friends gave me snow to help it feel good then
I went to the nurse.
5 omg! Ok so I was 5 and my dad was bbqing witha mini grill up to my nee. It was a
fire kind of grill. So I was outside skipping backwards and get burt by the grill.
Then I kept having to see the dockter for like 3 weeks. 6 I hate monkey bars. So
after school I begged my mom to take me to my school playground. So she does. Then I
was swinging on the monkey bars and rammed my eye into it. It sort of was black and
blue. 7 Bye Arm! So I was like 4 and got stuck behind a coach. Do not ask how cuse I
have no clue. Then I ask my brother to pull me out next thing I know I am in the
hospital getting a sling. My arm ripped out of its soket.
So there are some stories of why I hate myself. Trust me I have plenty more. The
funny thing was I only cried when I did not get hurt. Only when I was not phicly
hurt I cried. Weird. Thanks for reading! Do not forget to comment!