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Sunday, 13 January 2008
01:22:18 PM (GMT)
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)
and Kill you painfully.
He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice.

Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.

single n just confused & sick & tired of your life.

Orange Condom:
Taken and happy with your relationship.

Blue Condom:
Single and just having fun

Green Condom:
Taken & truely in love with the person.

Teal Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship

Yellow Condom:
In Love

Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken... and confused ?? about stuff

Red Condom
single,but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out :]

Black Condom:
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back or

Broken Condom:
damn, the bitch is pregnant

White Condom
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them.
or like them and wish u had them back

Maroon Condom:
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you fuckin hate them alot or you
don't wanna talk to them.

No Condom:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown
appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back to sleep
cause thats the way i roll

Vampire_WHOREXxx says:   13 January 2008   749756  
That's No Condom for me...XD
xKupidx says:   13 January 2008   361526  
LOL i love that one. ITs funny ay?
Aranee asks:   13 January 2008   857596  
wat da??? condoms??? HAHAHA
xKupidx says:   13 January 2008   147411  
LOL. What condom are u my friend?
reyka says:   13 January 2008   566354  
No condom, lol :P
IHeartMyGtar says:   24 January 2008   682571  
No condom, bebeh. xD

But if I had to....

I'm not sure if I'm a Red condom, so I shalt go with a Blue one.
Aranee says:   25 January 2008   676858  
ermm... maybe orange? or green... i suck at this lol
sweetgurl_123 says:   28 January 2008   593358  
Last_night123 says:   29 January 2008   344615  
FreeHeart says :   16 February 2008   579788  
No condom, cuz i think i broke the red one even though i still have a
pack of the red ones but still No condom 4 me pleeeeaase

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