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Friday, 23 November 2007
11:01:37 PM (GMT)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37
minutes after you repost

this....

If you don't resend this then your love life will be
[[doomed]] for all of
eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "How We Get Dissed


P.s ((Don't listen to this chain letter, it's stupid, no ones love life will be
[[doomed]], I just reposted it because I thought it was funny, but don't take it
seriously, one day people will find someone love))

Comments 
chelsea_chase says:   23 November 2007   933781  
I love it  its so so so funny ya that woman as some pretty good moves
pinkAphobic11 says:   24 November 2007   844938  
Hehe SOO FUNNY
chel7 writes:   24 November 2007   915246  
they are funny hey chelsea_chase you have the same name as me except
mine is chelseY
candee3t says:   28 November 2007   899273  
hey those will come in handy...................
chel7 writes:   15 December 2007   746357  
i no right ideas
queenlakarme says :   7 February 2012   469018  
Hello ,
my name is Queen Lakarme, I was impressed when I saw your profile in
www.kupika.com.and I will like to establish a long lasting
relationship with you , please you can contact me through my mail, 
(queenlakarme24@yahoo.co.uk)
 so that I will send you my picture and tell you more about me.

I will be waiting for your reply as soon as possible.
From your friend,
Queen. 
 
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