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NO CONDOM FOR MEH BETCHES! x]]Category: (general)
Thursday, 15 November 2007
04:13:07 AM (GMT)
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)
and Kill you painfully.
He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice.

Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.

single n just confused & sick & tired of your life.

Orange Condom:
Taken and happy with your relationship.

Blue Condom:
Single and just having fun

Green Condom:
Taken & truely in love with the person.

Teal Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship

Yellow Condom:
In Love

Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken... and confused ?? about stuff

Red Condom
single,but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out :]

Black Condom:
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back or >>not<<.

Broken Condom:
damn, the bitch is pregnant

White Condom
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them.
or like them and wish u had them back

Maroon Condom:
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you fuckin hate them alot or you just
don't wanna talk to them.

No Condom:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown
appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back to sleep cause
thats the way i roll

Camilleh says:   15 November 2007   524544  
Pink && No condom...
if that makes any since. 
‹jazmineeeee :D› says:   15 November 2007   632384  
The black condom >.>;;;

or NO condom XDD
isis04 says:   15 November 2007   216719  
no condom!!!
Lilrockin2 says:   15 November 2007   178682  
no condom!
or blue...
BFF5 says:   15 November 2007   225872  
ExcellentStuffs says:   15 November 2007   243362  
No Condom:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if
a clown
appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the mutha fucker and go back
to sleep
cause thats the way i roll
‹♫♥Emily.Music.Love♥♫› says:   15 November 2007   921936  
white and red
ExcellentStuffs says:   15 November 2007   547314  
Is that clown a member is ICP by chance?
Frizzette says:   15 November 2007   712848  
No ConDom
_Sylar_ says:   15 November 2007   662886  
no comdom
_mcr_rules says:   15 November 2007   947871  
the clear condom,pink condom and the whute condom ='(
_mcr_rules says:   15 November 2007   474734 whute
bluechick says:   16 November 2007   796147  
no condom
talker46 says:   16 November 2007   885243  
no condom.... but I'd have 2 go wit da yellow. LOL
DarkAngelofShadows451 says:   16 November 2007   358642  
no condom.. though i'd probably stab and shoot him
charmedphoebe101 says:   16 November 2007   496222  
pink condom
‹Mialicious› says:   17 November 2007   768649  
Black and no condom, except I'm not really sick of multi-colored
object bulletins, I would just shoot the clown.
Nekkyo sings:   17 November 2007   993225  
Pink, but then i'd shoot da hell outta him anyways!
The_Fluffy_One says:   17 November 2007   773428  
Rapist clowns...
I choose the clear condom <__<
‹medusaaaa🍪› says:   17 November 2007   776145  

You sooo stole this from meh myspace bulletin xD
‹Ican'tbelivethisplacestillexists.› says:   17 November 2007   517685  
that i did bekah deary
CaughtInTheMist says:   18 November 2007   486781  
Green Condom

But then again, the No comdom option sounds more real :P
‹XxXImHis_Pretty_RaveGirlXxX› says:   4 November 2008   614747  
‹NewAccount› says:   5 November 2008   964125  
but you need safe sex. >:[ xD
‹Samantha;;ShushYourLips♥› says:   5 November 2008   488683  
‹Samantha;;ShushYourLips♥› says:   6 November 2008   343991  
I just noticed my cousin commented on this. .___.
ejanna4evr=My cousin
‹NewAccount› says :   6 November 2008   765176  
have you ever seen a female condom?
those things scare me..

LMFAO. xDDD sorry

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