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Tuesday, 6 November 2007
04:42:39 AM (GMT)
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! 3 0 
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! 3 0 
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. 5 0 
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come
and talk to me. 4 0 
Do you want to see something swell?  4 0 
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her
nose) BEEP! 7 0 
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home
together? 6 0 
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? 2 0 
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 4 0 
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 2 0 
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. 2 0 
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. 5 0 
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.  1 0 
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 2 0

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? 2 0  
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 6  0 
Pardon me, are you in heat?! 2 0 
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? 5  0 
So, you're a girl huh? 6 1 
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. 1 0 
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 2
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my
face seats fiv e. 2 0 
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. 1 0 
You make my software turn to hardware! 1 0  
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.  2 0 

Submitted Line Attempts Successes 
To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
--- ---  
If you were a booger I'd pick you first. not enough 0 
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?  --- --- 
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?  --- --- 
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come
with me.  10 10 
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?  --- --- 
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to  --- --- 
Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!  --- --- 
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.  --- --- 
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....  ---
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.  --- --- 
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.  --- ---

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"  --- --- 
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.  --- --- 
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?  --- --- 
Which one of the Spice girls are you?  54 2 
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in
my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking
out.  1 0 
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.  --- --- 
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped
up in it.  --- --- 
(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama! 
--- 0 
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been
any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.  Instead, they had
to hear that. 0 
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.  --- 0 
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same
size.  --- 0 
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in  --- 0 
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.  --- 0 
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic 
--- 0 
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?  --- 0 
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!  --- 0 
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."  --- 0

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.  --- 0 
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?  --- 0 
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?  --- 0 
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?  --- 0 
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?  4 -3 
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
 --- 0 
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue
eyes, etc...  15 5 
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.  --- 0 
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your
tongue.  --- 0 
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.  --- 0 
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.  4 2!!! 
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.  Get it? Rushing and
Roaming? Haa haa 
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to
ask you to assume the position.  ? 2 
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.  --- 0 
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.  --- 0 
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.  --- 0 
Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.  --- 0 
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To
the gun show!  --- 0 
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.  --- 0 
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up
because when I saw you my heart stopped!  --- 0 
Good day for weather.  --- 0 
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh
hysterically at yourself.)  --- 0 
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?  --- 0 
Got two nipples for a dime?  --- 0 
Are you Natasha, my contact?  --- 0 
You must be this beautiful (make hand gesture for small height) to ride the me.  ---
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.  15 12 (I believe this guy) 
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick.  --- 0 
You know, when you and I get old and your son/daughter comes up to me and says
"Daddy, how did you meet mommy?" I'm gonna have to tell him/her how quiet you were,
or how difficult you were being."  --- 0 
OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of
getting on and off.  --- 0 
Drive around like a car and make screeching sounds and say "Uh, sorry, my uh, breaks
aren't working well. Where are you headed?"  --- 0 
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?  --- 0

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.  --- 0 
Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is...
You have a nice forehead. (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... (To
yourself) Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID!  --- 0 
If I stuck my cock in Ajax for an hour,would you suck it? NO!! Dirty cock sucker! 
--- 0 
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge
with elbow)  --- 0 
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.  --- 0 
You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!  --- 0 
Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have
your phone number?  --- 0 
I think you and I should dipthong.  --- 0 
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.  --- 0 
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...  --- 0 
Put a pen and a $20 in your pocket. Approach the target and take out the twenty and
the pen. Rip the $20 in half and write your number on one half. Give the target the
other half, then say call me tonight so we can figure out how to send that money, and
walk away.  --- 0 
Did you invite all of these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us. 
--- 0 
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.  --- 0 
Can I try a few pick up lines on you? [give some good ones and some lame ones] OK, I
have just one more line for you: Can I try a few pick up lines on you?  1 1 
(Rub her forehead) Did you know that you've got "threesome" written on your forehead?
 --- 0 
My name is Justin. Justincredible.  --- 0 
Hey, there. I've got a question for you. What's the speed limit of sex? (I don't
know) 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!  --- 0 
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?  --- 0 
If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.  --- 0 
Was your father a 'meat burgler'? It looks like somebody took fine hams and shoved
them down the back of your dress!  --- 0 
I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.  --- 0 
You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some
PvP (player vs. player)?  --- 0 
You do to my mind what White Castle does to my bowels; just runnin' all day.  --- 0 
I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me...  --- 0 
The doctor said I broke the record for the world's most powerful penis. Do you want
to see me work my magic?  --- 0 
(Put your hands down your pants, then smell them) Ah, smells like success. Want to
smell?  --- 0 
If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.  --- 0 
Would you fuck me if I was going to die soon? Well, I've got a bomb in my pants.  ---
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.  ---
If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?  --- 0 
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could
just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and
take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.

emochik says:   9 November 2007   411128  
dude those ......r  AWESHUM!!

-lol-  not really... but they are really funny!!
‹rhythmic heart thumps <3› says:   9 November 2007   818918  
funny but cant work in real life!!!!!!1 lmao
lonely says:   10 November 2007   968797  
hahahahhahaha funny
‹rhythmic heart thumps <3› says :   10 November 2007   223795  
i know! lmao rotffl

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