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I frenched Santa clause because I'm desperateCategory: (general)
Saturday, 13 October 2007
09:02:49 PM (GMT)
Pick the month you were born in:

1 - I ate
2 - I married
3 - I shot
4 - I ran naked with
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I murded
8 - I stabbed
9 - I ran shirtless with
10 - I slept with 
11 -I smoked with
12 - I frenched

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a teddy bear
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - whateva you want
09 - a bag of weed
10 - Pete Wentz
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - my lover
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - a horse
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur bro or sis

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because i have big boobs
Pink - Because the little people told me toRed
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
black&silver-because im a pornstar
other cobinations-because ur desperate

Comments 
ZanyZeldaFan says:   13 October 2007   413148  
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! i slept with santa claus because im
gay!!!!!?/??!!!???
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
‹Mikandycane› says:   13 October 2007   817357  
i slept with a jar of honey because your desperate.
 
bluejay29 says:   13 October 2007   461299  
lol this is soooo funny
 
‹turntechGodhead› says:   14 October 2007   188998  
I frenched Barney the dinosaur because I'm
a.....a....PORNSTAR?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
bluejay29 says:   14 October 2007   469669  
LOL hontouni that is sooo da** funny XD
 
‹brittybritt› says:   28 November 2008   579796  
i slept wit a shoe cuz thats how i roll. lol thats funny
 
bluejay29 says :   2 December 2008   456412  
xD this is kinda fun to see what it is. Now mine is I frenched santa
claus because I love marijuana or I frenched santa claus because ima
pimp and your jealous.
 
 
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