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Saturday, 18 August 2007
04:21:58 PM (GMT)
Darn Good Tips For Relationships!

I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face
the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot
better than they do...

This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty darn
good. with girls.. :]

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run
around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything
about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat
on them do not ever tlak to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will
be hurt , no matter what they say.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick
your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.

4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's
they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in
the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these
things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all
time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed
animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING (plastic ones from
count). Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off,
walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND CLOSER.

16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you
first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or
not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best
friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make
sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel
like crap, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd
better darn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed
for life.

27. Don't marinade in the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's
day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to
trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more
responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it,
guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do. Because if
you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i think you all know
that is)-sex.

(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually
really I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are
like the best tips you could ever get!)

You now have 2 options...
1) Repost this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
2) Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your you
wouldn't want that, would you

Re-post so EVERY GUY will know how to treat a lady
repost this as.."Relationship tips: Darn Good Tips For Relationships

i_make_my_chemical_romances_hearts_beat says:   18 August 2007   699843  
Hahaha funny stuff!
Hikati says:   18 August 2007   273914  
some of this stuff is sooooo boguse!!!!!!!! I mean espesially #7, 8,
and 9 r horrible!!
‹<_JuRrDuUhHn_>› says:   18 August 2007   634125  
Sorry Hikati. i was bored. SO i just pasted it. 
‹Mentality› says:   18 October 2007   161495  
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out
of him.

no its the girls right cause girls are better fighters!
‹Mentality› says:   18 October 2007   329579  
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be
very gentle.

apparently this guy has never seen me at karate lol
‹<_JuRrDuUhHn_>› says:   21 October 2007   856842  
Aiia is still the same
‹Carmen Dee loves CookieMuffinz› says:   21 March 2008   613363  
I agree with Arlee! but I guess other than the ones Rachel and Arlee
mentioned, they are kinda right.
CLOVER555 says:   7 September 2008   992868  
those tips are sooooooooooo right!
MeepingMeep says:   7 September 2008   428719  
Psh, HECKZ NO!  If I hit you, dude, hit me back! I AM SOOOOOOOOO NOT
FRAGILE! Rachel you knwo that one.... She can beat the crap outa me
and I'll giggle and say that it tickled. BS!
MeepingMeep says:   7 September 2008   585237  
Oh, my diary is better!!!! (funny stuff that you enjoy reading)
‹hexx› says:   24 March 2009   789224  
Actualy thats prety acurate some of the stuf is just stuff girls dont
want to admit to themselfs
‹hexx› says :   24 March 2009   317519  
Actualy thats prety acurate some of the stuf is just stuff girls dont
want to admit to themselfs

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