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POTC IIICategory: Jack Sparrow
Monday, 19 March 2007
03:56:01 PM (GMT)
THE WORLD'S END IS COMING OUT THIS MAY 25!!!!!!!  JACKS BACK(well, not yet, but he
f---ing better!!!!!)!!!

 nooo! dont do
it!! *sob* nooo......

My fav quote: "You forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
A few others: "Savvy?"

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten
years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.

[hands Jack a jar of dirt] 
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. 
Tia Dalma: Yes. 
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help? 
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it, give it back. 
Jack Sparrow: [turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No. 
Tia Dalma: Then it helps. 

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! 
[Turns to Gibbs] 
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum. 

Jack Sparrow: We are very much alike, you and I, I and you... us. 
Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And
personal hygiene. 
Jack Sparrow: [Sniffs his armpit and looks back] Trifles. 

Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime
of servitude in your name while you roam free? 
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it 

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all
one by one. Come on, who's first? 
Elizabeth Swann: [Grabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head] I
just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself! 

Elizabeth Swann: Jack, the letters, give them back. 
Jack Sparrow: No. Persuade me. 
Elizabeth Swann: You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword. 
Jack Sparrow: As I said, persuade me. 

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! 
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again] 
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's
inside it! 

Elizabeth Swann: We're not getting out of this. 
Norrington: Not with the chest. Into the boat. 
[takes chest] 
Elizabeth Swann: You're mad. 
Norrington: Don't wait for me. 
[runs away from the longboat with the chest] 
Jack Sparrow: Uh, I say we respect his final wish. 
Elizabeth Swann: Good idea

Tia Dalma: Would you do it? Hm? What would you... Hm? What would any of you be
willing to do, hm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond to fetch back
witty Jack and him precious Pearl? 

Cotton's Parrot: [Squawk] Don't eat me! Don't eat me! 
Will Turner: [looks bewildered] I'm not going to eat you! 

Scarlett: Jack Sparrow? 
Giselle: Haven't seen him in a month. 
Scarlett: When you find him, will you give him a message? 
[Slaps Will in the face] 

Norrington: [drunk and angry] So am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow... 
[he draws his pistol and points it at Jack, who is hiding behind a pole] 
Norrington: ... or should I just kill you now? 
Jack Sparrow: [tries and fails to hide behind his pole] You're hired! 
Norrington: Sorry. Old habits and all that. 
[smiles and prepares to pull the trigger] 

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To
do the right thing. 
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. 

Gibbs: [while recruiting in Tortuga] And what's *your* story? 
Norrington: My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I
chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission...
and my life. 
[he swigs some rum] 
Gibbs: [a pause, as it dawns on him] ... Commodore? 
Norrington: [suddenly angry] No, not anymore, weren't you *listening*? 

Marty: [after burning off a few of the Kraken's tentacles] Did we kill it? 
Gibbs: No... we just made it angry.

Gibbs: [Jack's hat is tossed overboard by the monkey while the Black Pearl is fleeing
the Kraken] Jack's hat! 
[the crew gathers at the rail] 
Gibbs: Bring her about! 
Jack Sparrow: No, no! Leave it! 
[the whole crew stares at him incredulously] 
Jack Sparrow: Run! 
[he runs away] 
Gibbs: [he looks at the crew] Back to yer stations, the lot o' ye! 
[he finds Jack hiding underneath the stairs] 
Gibbs: Jack? 
Jack Sparrow: Shhh. 
Gibbs: For the love of Mother and Child, Jack, what's coming after us? 
Jack Sparrow: [short pause] Nothing, nothing at all.

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long
to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to
see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist. 

Guard: Mr. Swann... 
Governor Weatherby Swann: *Governor* Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to
keep my head warm? 

Jack Sparrow: [after being covered in mucus after the Kraken roars at him] Not so
[wipes the slime from his face] 
Jack Sparrow: [he looks down and sees his old hat] Oh, my hat!
[reaches for his hat and puts it on] 
Jack Sparrow: 'Ello, beastie. 
[smirks and draws his sword]

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then? 
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key. 
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen? 
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path. 
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember. 

Jack Sparrow: Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something! 

Elizabeth Swann: [to Jack] Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be
admired, and gain the rewrds that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going
to want to know what it tastes like.  

Jack Sparrow: I am chief! Want big fire! Big fire!

Pintel: You know you can't read. 
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying. 

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs. 
Gibbs: Captain. 
Jack Sparrow: We have a need to travel upriver. 
Gibbs: By "need," do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say, a fancy? 
Jack Sparrow: No, a resolute and unyielding need. 

Jack Sparrow: [heavily] She's only a ship, mate.  me: ONLY a ship? u know he's super

Ragetti: [studies his upside-down Bible intently, then looks up] Well, I say it was
Divine Providence what escaped us from jail. 
Pintel: And *I* say it was me bein' clever. 
[turns to the dog with the keys] 
Pintel: Ain't that right, Poochie? 
Ragetti: Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to *be*

Hadras: [chuckles evilly] Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest away from
your cold... dead... hands. 
Norrington: [looks around, then tosses the empty chest into Hadras' hands] Here you

Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here? 
Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt. 
Davey Jones: What is your purpose here? 
Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt? 

Jack Sparrow: You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can
mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me. 

Gibbs: Where's the Commodore? 
Jack Sparrow: He fell behind. 
Gibbs: [solemnly] My prayers be with him. 
[suddenly brightens] 
Gibbs: Best not wallow in our grief! 

Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life. 
Will Turner: Be my guest. 
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who
was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw
fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose
fault is it *really* that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from
Norrington: ENOUGH! 
[Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will] 
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right! 

Jack Sparrow: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an
unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing
whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew. 

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my

Jack Sparrow: How did you get here? 
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet. 
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it? 

Tia Dalma: A woman. He fell in love. 
Gibbs: No, no, no, no. I heard it was the sea he fell in love with. 
Tia Dalma: Same story, different versions and all are true. See it was a woman, as
changing and harsh and untameable as the sea. Him never stopped loving her. But the
pain had caused him was too much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die. 
Will Turner: What exactly did he put into the chest? 
Tia Dalma: Him heart. 
Ragetti: Literally or figuratively? 
Pintel: He couldn't literally put his heart in a chest. 
Pintel: Could he? 
Tia Dalma: It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. And so him
carved out him heart, lock it away in a chest and hide the chest from the world. The
key, he keep with him at all times. 
me: if yal didnt no, it was tia davy jones fell in love with. they both hav exact
same lockets, which i figure davy gave to tia

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks. 
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we dont' have that
it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked,
which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? 

Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth? 
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones? 
Will Turner: Not much. 
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth. 

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do? 
Leech: Keys... unlock... *things*? 

Elizabeth Swann: Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at
each other! That will solve everything! me: of course it will,dumbass.(i hate her,
she killd my man![in a way])

Gibbs: There's only half a dozen kegs of powder! 
Will Turner: Then load the rum! 
[long silence; crew stops working, looking crestfallen]
Gibbs: Aye, the rum too! [looks pained]

Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming and
throwing rocks] How'd this go all screwy? 
Ragetti: Well, each wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr. Norrington, I think,
is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own
skin. And Turner there, I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twixt
him and his twice-cursed pirate father. 
Pintel: Sad.  me: if banging around swords wont help anything, do u think throwing
rocks will?

Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where is the thump-thump? 

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out] Leave 'im lie... unless
you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with. 

Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that don't do no good. 
Jack Sparrow: It does me. 

Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening. 
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face] 
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently. 

Elizabeth Swann: It's real! 
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth. 
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised. 
Will Turner: With good reason. 

Tia Dalma: You have a touch of destiny about you, William Turner. 
Will Turner: You know me? 
Tia Dalma: You want to know me?
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no knowing here! We've come for help and were not leaving
without it. 
[to Tia] 
Jack Sparrow: I thought I knew you... 

Cotton's Parrot: [squawk] Walk the plank! 
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say? 

Tia Dalma: If you go and brave da weird and haunted shores at world's end, then you
will need a captain who knows dose waters. 
Barbossa: [Boot steps approach] ... So, tell me, what's become of my ship? 

Elizabeth Swann: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES! 
me: i could never get tired of pirates!

Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you. 

Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back... thick as thieves, nigh
inseparable we are... were... have been... before... 
Gibbs: I'll watch yer back. 
Jack Sparrow: It's me front I'm worried about. 
Gibbs: [to Will] Mind the boat. 
Will Turner: [to Ragetti] Mind the boat. 
Ragetti: [to Pintel] Mind the boat. 
Pintel: [to Marty] Mind the boat. 
Marty: [to Cotton's parrot] Mind the boat. 
Cotton's Parrot: [to Cotton] Mind the boat. 
[It flies off, leaving Cotton to pout and sit back down in the boat] 

Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent
man - a friend - to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free? 
Jack Sparrow: ...Yep! I'm good wiv it. Shall we seal it in blood... I mean... ink? 

Elizabeth Swann: [chains Jack to the pearl] It's after you, not the ship... It's not
us. This is the only way, don't you see? 
[leans in as if to kiss him, then pulls away] 
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry. 
Jack Sparrow: [smiles] Pirate.  me: I HATE ELIZABETH SWANN!!!

Jack Sparrow: How are we going? 
Gibbs: Including those four? That gives us... four. 

Elizabeth Swann: You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And
when you do, you'll discover something. That you're a good man. 

Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream? 
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No. 
Jack Sparrow: I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum. 
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum] 

Davey Jones: You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for
thirteen years. That was our agreement. 
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years, then I was viciously
mutinied upon. 
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless! Have you not
introduced yourself all these years as "Captain Jack Sparrow"? 

Gibbs: Come on, lads! Lift it like a lady's skirt! 

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment. 
Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look. 
[brings out the monkey in a cage, shoots him] 
Jack Sparrow: An undead monkey! Top that! 
Tia Dalma: [releases the monkey from the cage] 
Gibbs: [muttered] No... 
[Speaking clearly] 
Gibbs: You've no idea how long it took us to catch that. 
Tia Dalma: The payment is fair... 

Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] You look bloody awful. What are you doing here? 
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax. 
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny. 

Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love! 
Jack Sparrow: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea. 

Lord Cutler Beckett: Perhaps you remember a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow. 
Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: *Captain!* 
Elizabeth Swann: *Captain* Jack Sparrow. 

Marty: [Marty picks up the cloth] It's a key! 
Jack Sparrow: No! Much more better. It is a *drawing* of a key. 

Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? 
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why. 

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas*, my children! This is the day you shall always
remember as the day that you almost... 
[gets splashed by a wave] 
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow. 

Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it! 

Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him! 
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals] 
Will Turner: Never mind, let's go!

Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique. 
Norrington: *Unique* here having the meaning of *broken*? 
Jack Sparrow: True enough. 

Gibbs: [questioning him as he is about to sign the roster] And what makes you think
you're good enough to crew the Black Pearl? 
Very Old Man: Truth be told, I never sailed a day in me life. I figure I should get
out, see the world while I'm still young. 

Captain Bellamy: [he sees that the quartermaster and the bursar are arguing over a
dress] If you both fancy the dress, you'll just have to share, and wear it one after
the other. 
Burser: It's not like that, sir. The ship is haunted. 

Drunken Cantina Pirate: [signing the roster to join the crew] My wife ran off with my
dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die. 
Gibbs: Perfect! 

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It
should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

Jack Sparrow: [describing Will to the cannibal villagers] Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip
snip.  me: im not sure wat that means, but my guess is that jack ordered them to
"fix* will. like a dog.

Marty: Have you noticed lately the captain seems to be actin' a bit strange... er? 

Wyvern: [telling Will what to do] Open the chest with the key, and stab the heart.
No-no-no-no. Don't stab the heart. The Dutchman needs a living heart, or there'll be
no captain. And if there's no captain, there's no one to have the key. 

Gibbs: Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit
more... shiny. What with the Isle de Muerta going all pear-shaped, reclaimed by the
sea and the treasure with it. 
Leech: And the Royal Navy chasing us all around the Atlantic. 
Marty: And the hurricane. 

"But why is the rum gone?"

"So that's it, then? That's the journey of the imfamous Captain Jack Sparrow? You
spent three days, lying on a beach drinking rum?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

'Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly, its the honest ones you want to watch out for because you never know when
they are going to do something incredibly.............STUPID'

I’m sorry, it’s just it’s such a pretty boat – ship.

"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

'Wherever we want to go, we'll go, that's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a
keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is,
what the Black Pearl really is...is freedom.'

i dont think jacks black pearl loox like this, but it looks cool

I'd never hve thought of that!' 'Clearly you've never been to Singapore'

"If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it."

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very
important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow." 

Mr. Gibbs-"Shouldn't wake a man when he's sleepin', it's bad luck!"

Jack-"Fortunatley I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man
who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks the drink while listening
to a proposition, from the man who did the waking! Savvy?"

Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our
agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's
Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call
"guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. 

Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities
against Port Royal . 
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble
pirates. What is it that you want? 
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come b
Last edited: 2 April 2007

Love4him says:   19 March 2007   697614  
I can't wait for the next POTC to come out! Isn't that sometime next
month... in the summer maybe? I don't know. But I plan on seeing it as
soon as it comes out. I loved the second one!
KOTORgamegirl says:   19 March 2007   936344  
i sed it was may 25th!!!!! this year!!
GiGiLover19 says:   23 March 2007   429991  
KOTORgamegirl shouts:   24 March 2007   859161  
Salem says:   11 May 2007   792432  
till the new one comes out!IT LOOKS SO COOL!
KOTORgamegirl says :   11 May 2007   658452  
only...14 MORE DAYS!!!!! YEEEESSS!!!!

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